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Apology Picnic

When you mess up and take your girl on a picnic as an apology.
-you messed up big time bro.
-yeah man, i know. i think i'll have to have an apology picnic or something to get back on her good side.
by pika007 May 2, 2011
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Colombian apology

After upsetting your hot headed fella (usually Latino) or saying/doing something to disrespect him. You apologise by offering your arse and taking it up the bum. All is then forgiven.
"Valeria upset me the other day, disrespected my wife while we were at it. Was about to lose my shit but she gave me a Colombian apology to calm me down. Wasn't mad at her anymore after that."
by Fookem August 10, 2021
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Period Apology

That moment when you apologize for your period or period symptoms – even though you sure as heck shouldn’t.
Your period is a natural part of you, so let’s ditch the Period Apology, shall we?
by #NoApologiesPeriod June 8, 2021
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Apologize

1. n: A being/human feeling guilty/sorry about what they have done/said

2. v: Feeling sorry about what has been said
“I sincerely Apologize about what I have just said”.
by CarteeierBee December 14, 2021
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I'm not apologizing

You aren't owed an apology breeder and stealing my shit is just going to get me to murder your kids. It isn't in the past.
Hym "I'm not being forced to do anything (yet) and I'm not apologizing. Seriously. Fuck your shitty kids. If you weren't such a piece of shit they would get killed less BUT INSTEAD... You have to lie about mental illness. It isn't a mental illness. What you are doing here called into question the very notion of mental illness. You're making Jordan cry with this shit. And there's the 'yeah, whatever' because that's all you are as a person. That's the entire depth of your being."

A retard "The depth of YOUR being is HATE" 😡

Hym "Totally sane and is a legitimate response to the words I just said. AND it's reflective of the FACT that you're kids should live forever, have a better life than me, and never get molested. CLEARLY!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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National apology day

For the people who messed up ending friendships or relationships, its time to think and owe that special person an apology.
Yo bro im sorry for how things ended between us and I wanna make it up to u. Today was National apology day and its just the time for me to think about u...
by 3 point mane January 29, 2021
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David Dobrik apology videos

David Dobrik apology videos are videos nobody cares about >:(
He's making me watch David Dobrik apology videos! You guys, no one cares about Youtube apology videos especially David Dobrik's! - Edward Centeno
by lxuren May 18, 2021
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