ALFA

Angry Lesbian Feminist Association
Name given to the members who are those certain lesbians that never cease to let the world know of their anger. ALFA is organised into branches, each branch being led by a Queen ALFA.

They tend to enjoy making both witticisms and titticisms about the male species from behind newspapers, Germaine Greer books or Sylvia Plath anthologies, along with frequent overt sexual behaviour to display their dominance over both other females (as an ALFA-female) and the typical alpha male.

Oh man, an ALFA just grinded on me in broad daylight yesterday!

by beakyy February 26, 2011

alfalfa sprouts

1) A crisp green sprout from the alfalfa seed. (Edible)

2) A term for pubes. Usually used by chefs to disguise the fact that they are "garnishing the dish". Waitress tend to be not too keen on delivering pubes to a customers table intentionally, thus the reason for the deception.

Chef 1: I’m all out of alfalfa sprouts for this fucktards meal, have you got any spare?

Chef 2: Why haven’t you got any?

Chef 1: I shaved ‘em off!

Chef 2: You’re a fag.

Chef 1: Fuck you! My lady said she’d deep throat me if I shaved ‘em all off… so I did!

Chef 2: Ok, but your still a fag! Here’s the alfalfa sprouts.

by tesfurdo November 21, 2006

aloha nui loa

Aloha Nui Loa Is (Hawaiian) For "You And I Shall Remain As One Until We Meet Again."

Friend 1: Good bye now!

Hawaiian Friend: Aloha Nui Loa Friend!

by EmDemDem November 6, 2018

alof

Stands for "Adult Lovers of Furbys." Often only used within the furby community.

Person 1: Hey I love Furbies so much but I'm 31 years old and I don't wanna be in a chatroom with babies

Person 2: Just join the ALOF chatroom!...

by Calcutta_X June 4, 2017

The Alabama Alfano

Someones that fucks a lot of little boys.

"Alan did every 1st grader in our town, he pulled thue Alabama Alfano!"

by timphil March 19, 2004

alofasau

Alofasau is a beautiful girl who is sassy to others, She loves the outdoors and will do anything to be as loyal as she can, her smile is the most amazing view.

"Oh my god bro! Look at alofasau, i want to ask her to prom!"
"Yeah bro! Go for it"

by Zhavia May 20, 2018

Alfalfing

When your hair sticks up in the back when you have a cowlick.

Damn Adam was alfalfing so bad yesterday

by fabiater125 February 3, 2015