Almost Sexual

Something is to the extend/pinnacle of sexual. Someone that is so sexual that control others minds with his/her sexual. Someone that is so beyond sexaual that they have gained enlightenment and are at a god or djhannaba status. Someone that has the reproductive organs of a whale. One that has worked closely with Mr.Miyagi, Michael Parkinson and Captain Birdseye. A power beyond any other the power to be more physically attractive than any other around you.

Often referred to as humpable, rogering, uber, a birdseye, penis master, captain 'o' wonderful, dr. o' hollohan

1; Hes so good he's Almost Sexual!

by scottysullivan October 6, 2006

almostfamous

Exactly what it says. Being "almost" famous. A term that should be adopted by all those passionate of theatre and film or the performing arts at large. This term should only be granted to those who give 200% and believe in themselves that they will one day be able to drop the "almost" from the hearformentioned title.

" I am almostfamous!"

by Ja9 September 25, 2005

almost rape

When some creepy guy almost sticks it in your butt, but by some divine intervention your mom runs out into the backyard just in time to save your precious assholes virginity.

I know a guy named Miles who got almost raped.

by Aydes February 17, 2008

almostaben

A gay or Bi guy who has'nt "come out of the closet" about being gay.

look at Bob flirt with bobby, hes a almostaben

by Big noo noo March 23, 2007

Almost Threesome

When you walk in on two people having sex and they think you're there to join in.

The guest bathroom was locked, so I had to use one in the master bedroom, I walked in and found myself in an almost threesome.

by LoLo4 March 16, 2010

almost a roast

When you mess up your roast

"Dude be peanut butter and jelly."
"You mean jealous"

That was almost a roast

by Bigtasty153 January 21, 2016

almost cared

Almost gave a fuck

Woman Starts talking about her long boring day with her friends.

Man: Oh I almost cared

by Wxo June 22, 2016