Alison

Alison is always alone and never has a guy. All her friends take friends away from her and is ALWAYS alone. You should text an Alison right now. She’ll need it.

Is that alison?
Yah, it’s her first time leaving the house in a while!

by and i mack July 9, 2018

Alison

A Karen who patrols social media inserting her self important comments on every post. A self righteous busybody.

Ugh, I thought Karens were bad, I just had an Alison invade my post!

by Bulldog4me May 1, 2020

alison

1. crazy (not the good way)
2.psycho (i know it's repetitive just go with it!)
3. bitch (not the female dog.)

the absolute most flat chested girl in the world! usually crushes on guys but is to afraid to come out and say it.

dude 1: Hey man, i just asked alison out!

dude 2: brah she going to cut yo dick off.

dude 1: damnit!

by rawyak January 19, 2012

altsyndrome

a condition not unlike down-syndrome that makes early 20's upper-middle class teens feel like they are somehow superior in terms of expression and coolness. They feel that they can make the world work with outdated technology that is neither cool nor cutting edge.

bro: look at that keut chick over there

carles: i like bitches with altsyndrome.

by sexy_kittens January 10, 2011

Alison Queenie

Alison Queenie is a Internet Celebrity. She is a Model,Actress and Youtuber.
Alison Queenie has been featured in commercials, online magazines and web series.
She also refers herself as Perfection Queenie or Alison Sutter.
Alison Queenie's portfolio can be found at perfectionxqueenie.com/ or you can follow or subscribe to her youtube channel.

" I unsubscribed from Alison Queenie from day one"

" Perfection Queenie think's she is so perfect."
" Did you see Alison Queenie's new editorial?"

by BadBitchVeronica September 15, 2016

Alison

is so pretty but can get annoying chewing that gum ughhh but we still love her dont try to mess with her she bett your fucking ass bich

"" ughh alison stop chewing that gum " jayhlea said

by marissa nicole May 31, 2018

Alison

Alison is a strong and independent girl and cant take no for an answer. She really likes to argue with everything. She has a big booty. she also likes a guy and is to scared to say anything at all. She is kinda a mess and seems scary but once you get to know her she is goofy and she always knows how to cheer you up and make you laugh. she is a pain but oh well.

alison- dude i think he was staring at me!!!!!

ryantz- was he now lol!!!

by xgfjhebhjmtrds March 30, 2022