When your lover is laying patiently on the bed, you set yourself onto the bed post. Then, you leap off as high as you can while stretching out your scrotum out as far and wide as possible in an effort to glide down onto her face, just like the Alberta Flying Squirrel does when leaping out from the tree branches.
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If you get yourself an alberte don’t ever let her go!
She’s very talented and can dance very well! She probably know all the moves in the “best song ever” music video!
She will have a lot of success when she’s older! And there’s a big chance that she will be a millionaire in the future!
If you have a friend named Alberte, she will no doubt buy you all the things you want!
BUT DONT USE HER! You will regret it!
Because Alberte is also really strong and likes to fight! She’s trustworthy, but only keep her closets friends secrets, and that’s her only downfall!
YOU GOTTA HAVE ALBERTE AS A FRIEND!
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