Albino Gonk

Just a generally annoying person who has white hair.

Quentin: Hey, whos that guy with the white hair?
Cedric: I dunno, but he looks like one hell of an albino gonk!

by steveoid March 3, 2008

Black Albino

The act of being African American but at the same time having a white skin color because you are Albino.

1. Ryan is so black albino!
2. Alyssa wishes she was black albino!

by Ryan Kuraly February 21, 2009

Albino Rhino

When one guy cums in another dudes ass, then proceeds to stick his nose in it

John got an albino rhino, and now it looks like he is a lifeguard

by TheFoxyShazzam September 17, 2010

Albino Ethiopian

Preferred term for a skinny white guy.

Brian: Man, you are sooo white and skinny!
Tyler: I'm just an albino Ethiopian...

by Skinny Ass Giant January 23, 2009

Albino Panda

A polar bear.

"The albino panda is native to nearly everywhere. Other names include albino grizzly bear, giant albino koala, abominable snow-bear, albino black bear, polar bear, Ethan Frey without a tan, and hairy old guy."

by crudesexualpun October 6, 2013

Albino Baboon

People who look like a cross between a pig and a shaved monkey with pink skin, thin lips, straight hair, big eyes, and body hair.

dude, did you see that white dude?

Yeah, he looks like an albino baboon.

by W i s h f u l February 20, 2011

Albino Rhino

A hefty, excessive in length serpent posessing one red eye, which typically lives in the trousers of a caucasian manbeast, when excited it tends to spew gargantuan amounts of vanilla milkshakes

Dude 1: I've been looking for something to worship
Dude 2: Dude, me too!
Daniel: Well gentlemen feast your eyes as I uncage the beast
Dude 1 & 2: (kneeling) All hail the Albino Rhino!

by D-daddy shizzz (spiderman) November 7, 2010