airport wood

LARGE PENIS

David Airport wooded me!

by Fastnfabulous January 1, 2014

Miami airport incident

The incident was really over the cop thinking the female had let her sideburns grow out too long, and he smacked her down because he thought she was too tall for him.

Miami Airport Incident-

Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!

Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?

by Solid Mantis July 2, 2020

Geneva Airport

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Micheal: Are you going to Geneva Airport?
Jack: Yes, I wan't to test their security with a giant umbrella
Micheal: Cool, I like Switzerland
Jack: No, Geneva Airport!

by aqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,mn March 7, 2023

airport pants

comfy pants that you would wear to the airport

wow lily where did you buy your airport pants? Oh fag central located in Miami.

by fruitlooped May 10, 2018

airport whore

a fat woman who sucks dick at airports

!define airport whore

by jabbathehutmut December 24, 2022

Airport Jungle Juice

The liquid from the reservoir in the liquid dump before TSA in American airports.

“That airport jungle juice made me hear colours last night.”

by ._etheria_. March 27, 2025

Airport Belly

Airport belly - adj, the nervous feeling in the pit of your stomach before a flight or starting a new job

Amy, I am so nervous to start my new job tomorrow

Gordon, you just got a bad case of "Airport Belly"

Jack, im going tk have a few pints before we fly to calm my nerves

Sarah, dont worry its just the excitement and anticipation giving you "Airport Belly"

by TheChipMeister September 22, 2025