teammate agreement

A sacret bond that is not supposed to be broken by Primož and Anže( Any onther Teammates in the world)

Rules:
-Teammates shall sit together in class
-Teammates shall not hurt each other unless its realy necessary
-If teammates play on oposite teams they should cover each other
-A teammate will help cheat the other teammate on the test
-If the teammate would be broken by any party in it he has to be punished by death or getting his balls removed
-The only way to break teammate agreement is by getting molested by a horse for 8 straight hours
-Teammates are not supposed to stop playing a sport wich is selected by the parties of the agreement
-Teammates shall go eat together atleast once a month
-Sexual harrasment is off limits unless the parties in the agreement are gay
-If teammates play 1-1 they have to give it all

-Trash talking is allowed

-Teammates are not supposed to expose each other publicly or on social media
-If teammate breaks anohers teammates ankles they are ititled to bitchslapping him
-Teammates shall respect the Teammate Agreement at 100%

Anže broke the Teammate Agreement by sitting with Guštl

by Dicklord123 December 13, 2018

national agree with your boyfriend day

November 1st is national agree with your bf day

oh it’s national agree with your boyfriend day

by yaboilollol November 1, 2021

Argumentative Agreement

When two parties agree, but continue to argue.

Keri and Jessica were in agreement, but Keri disagreed with how Jessica agreed with her and so continued to have an argumentative agreement.

by Sapphire_Rose June 26, 2022

Synergistically agreeable

A phrase used by old software salespeople when they don't realise that corporate bollocks is no longer cool.

I'd like to walk through what your long-term plans are and what your views for this agreement would be, and how we can then open up the parameters to make it synergistically agreeable.

by OpsDudeUK November 23, 2022

like if you agree

The sentence someone stupid and like-greedy. Most commonly found on YouTube.

This guy has such a bad mind...

Like if you agree.

His dog is so cute!

Like if you agree.

They should add a feature where the cards shine.

Like if you agree.

by Forenix April 28, 2017

I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong

A good comeback use this when arguing with a pretentious bitch like your ex girlfriend or you could reach out and slap her stupid smirk off her ugly face that makes onions cry

My ex thought we should get back together so i pimp slapped her and said I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.

by ThirdWheelJimothy October 14, 2021

Scot-Irish Agreement

The agreement between a Scottish person and an Irish person that, to avoid a drunken bar fight, neither shall speak or interact beyond greetings and farewells.
This can be sidestepped under rare circumstances, or depending on the levels of intoxication.

Aye, Lance, Ye cannae talk to that boy o'er there.
Why not Pa?
It's the Scot-Irish Agreement, you'd not fancy a bottle gettin' smashed upside y'er head aye?

by SirTuxedoBirdHattington October 23, 2022