Agnes

Agnes (AKA Aggie) is a really cute girl. She is a girl who thinks a lot about the world and it's people. When some people are making fun of them, she PUSHES the fuck outta 'em!

Agnes is really cute and funny.
Yes, that's so real.

by imjustreallyaggieandimamazing February 1, 2026

agnes tachyon

A Japanese racehorse who had garnered popularity through media franchise Umamusume. In it, she is depicted as a cunning, controlling scientist.

chad: Dude... Agnes Tachyon is so fucking bad. I want her to drug me in an alleyway, and gently stroke my dick while calling me sweet nothings in my ear.
guy: what the fuck

by depressedtoasters February 5, 2026

St Agnes

A weird all girls school with a wack curriculum. They are all either far left or daddy’s money right. No sense of regulation at all. Basically a day care for a school who uses strake as a source of better classes, that’s it.

St Agnes Academy

Girl 1: Did you hear about that St Agnes girl who got expelled?
Girl 2: I don’t even know sister, when’s nap time?

by person452846284 April 7, 2023

teresa agnes

noun- a side character from "The Maze Runner" book series who is supposedly a "friend" who *SPOILER ALERTS* later betrays thomas (the main character). in the first book (The Maze Runner), she and thomas like each other, however after her betrayal, he does not like her anymore (which is good because thomas is too good for teresa). in addition to this, in "the scorch trials", she was forced to betray him (thomas) or else they (WICKED aka the antagonists) would kill him. also, all throughout the series, her and thomas can speak telepathically, along with aris, too. in the last book (The Death Cure), she dies from a falling building while saving thomas' life. Her last words (to thomas) were "i only ever...cared for..." overall, (for me) teresa proved herself to be good at the end, even though there is a lot of controversy over her. she is played in the movies by kaya scodelario.

teresa agnes: teresa!
thomas: what?
teresa: my name- it's teresa
-The Maze Runner (movie)

by that_one_booktok_girl January 9, 2025

Emily Shaw Agnes

A very attractive glamour model from England with perky 34E breasts, toned belly, perfect innie pussy and a gorgeous face. A perfection

-Dude, I googled Emily Shaw Agnes and ejaculated very hard last night. It was amazing
-She is sexy. I still have a Playboy magazine with her, wanna see it?
-Sure!

by nssn July 30, 2024