Absolute speed also known as maximum speed is a theory about how anything with mass moves through multiverse spaceat speeds faster than light which constantly increase. Due to lack of friction (because there is no atmosphere), gravity and changes in physics or lack of them this is possible. This theory also tells that everything travels with absolute speed not just light so we can say that everything travels as fast as light (since the speed of light also increases) or faster. Because this speed is constantly increasing we currently can't mesure it since we don't know the entry speed.
by Yesverymuch December 18, 2018
Get the Absolute speedmug. by Poopy pants69420 May 6, 2020
Get the absolute pussymug. The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka.
It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.
It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.
Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please."
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"
*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*
Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"
*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*
Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"
by asteroth February 24, 2010
Get the Absolute-slownessmug. It is a person who is extremely intelligent, and very funny. Anyone who believes absolute dolt to be a derogatory term is a regular dult. Fuck you
by lolgae September 22, 2020
Get the absolute doltmug. The act of shoving a fishing rod up another mans rectum and then removing the pole and cleaning any reminents with your mouth.
by Donny spinoggle June 11, 2010
Get the Absolute Natemug. Besides the scientic connatations of this word there is also Aetheric & Esoteric meanings of this.
1. Everything usually has a point of origin which begins from 0 dimension its Aether (smoke/shadow) which must connect several different points 2 b whole in 3rd dimension. If they r whole they r classified as +or- (good or bad). However, if 1 has been somehow disconnected from themselves by way of hypnosis or trauma, they actually have no boundaries unlike the masters who slaved them. They r keepers of blue flame. & as soon as they realize who they r can b capable of miraculous & terrible things! Bcuz they r shadows of themselves & exisist soley of the light, they r formitable weapons against all SET authorities.
2. Those who r underestimated due 2 their indifference & percieved weaknesses by all who encounter them. They r those who hide in the shadows broken, the unnamed, monarchs, berzerkers, wintersoldiers & any1 being secretly controlled by some1 else. They r actually stronger than their masters who hold them captive! A they need 2 do is acquire the key 2 the kingdom... FORGIVENESS! End game.
1. Everything usually has a point of origin which begins from 0 dimension its Aether (smoke/shadow) which must connect several different points 2 b whole in 3rd dimension. If they r whole they r classified as +or- (good or bad). However, if 1 has been somehow disconnected from themselves by way of hypnosis or trauma, they actually have no boundaries unlike the masters who slaved them. They r keepers of blue flame. & as soon as they realize who they r can b capable of miraculous & terrible things! Bcuz they r shadows of themselves & exisist soley of the light, they r formitable weapons against all SET authorities.
2. Those who r underestimated due 2 their indifference & percieved weaknesses by all who encounter them. They r those who hide in the shadows broken, the unnamed, monarchs, berzerkers, wintersoldiers & any1 being secretly controlled by some1 else. They r actually stronger than their masters who hold them captive! A they need 2 do is acquire the key 2 the kingdom... FORGIVENESS! End game.
Ive seen many absolute zeros who had powers they had no ability 2 wield without forgiveness.
Absolute zeros will b the vanquishers of the masters bcuz it was written.
Never choose a side
Its ok 2 run away 2 hide
Never burn 2 hot
& never b so cold u forgot
4 the time will come
When mAsters will b judged 4 all they done
& those who nobody even knows
Will arise & b like superheros
Once underestimated outcasts that every1 woes
Will vanquish evil from inside cuz they r absolute zeros!
It is finished
Absolute zeros will b the vanquishers of the masters bcuz it was written.
Never choose a side
Its ok 2 run away 2 hide
Never burn 2 hot
& never b so cold u forgot
4 the time will come
When mAsters will b judged 4 all they done
& those who nobody even knows
Will arise & b like superheros
Once underestimated outcasts that every1 woes
Will vanquish evil from inside cuz they r absolute zeros!
It is finished
by MaKHiAurqueenB September 21, 2017
Get the Absolute Zerosmug. by Sillysox July 12, 2017
Get the Absolutely stunninmug.