You know your team is doing badly when they show how to cut an avocado instead of highlight reels.
Give me an avocado so I know its real.
Give me an avocado so I know its real.
by Amandaman October 8, 2014
Get the Avocado mug.by Submissive princess December 23, 2017
Get the Avocado mug.Related Words
Avocado
• avocado toast
• avocado's number
• avocloud
• Avocadhoe
• avocado dick
• avoca
• avocadian
• avocado baby
• Avocado Day
A person/group of people you want to avoid at all costs. Avocados are basically the people on your hitlist, normally accumulated over the course of four years at Mount St. Mary's University and eventually smashed into a delicious guacamole pulp.
Common characteristics of avocados are:
1) shitfaced manwhores who act like they're the shit, yet somehow manage to never get laid
2) grenades who are obsessed with their own flat flabby asses
3) Fat ass dudes who have girlfriends yet screw around with drunk college girls on the weekend, then brag about it to everyone on campus
4) no boobs, no butt, pudgy-ass belly, creepy bisexual/serial killer/zombie girls who try to get in threesomes with girls with big tits
5) Dumbass juiceheads who check out their muscles in the mirror in the weightlifting room, masturbate to pictures of themselves, show up to class high off their asses yet expect to become dentists after flunking introductory biology
6) shit-dicked jerks who brag about being heavyweights yet choke on two shots of jack and think a couple of college girls will blow them for free because their firefighters
7) psycho females who invite themselves places, demand gas money for dragging you on pointless road trips only THEY gave a shit about going to, get drunk on church wine and overall act childish in public
1) shitfaced manwhores who act like they're the shit, yet somehow manage to never get laid
2) grenades who are obsessed with their own flat flabby asses
3) Fat ass dudes who have girlfriends yet screw around with drunk college girls on the weekend, then brag about it to everyone on campus
4) no boobs, no butt, pudgy-ass belly, creepy bisexual/serial killer/zombie girls who try to get in threesomes with girls with big tits
5) Dumbass juiceheads who check out their muscles in the mirror in the weightlifting room, masturbate to pictures of themselves, show up to class high off their asses yet expect to become dentists after flunking introductory biology
6) shit-dicked jerks who brag about being heavyweights yet choke on two shots of jack and think a couple of college girls will blow them for free because their firefighters
7) psycho females who invite themselves places, demand gas money for dragging you on pointless road trips only THEY gave a shit about going to, get drunk on church wine and overall act childish in public
by SwaggaLikeUs December 4, 2011
Get the Avocado mug.A bad mood. Used by Person B to get around a Person A's defensive denials, when Person A doesn't want to admit to being in a bad mood.
A: "There's no reason to be angry."
B (heatedly): "I'm not angry!"
A: "Okay, you're not angry, you're annoyed. Can you stop being so annoyed?"
B (heatedly): "I'm not annoyed!"
A: "Fine, then you're avocado. Stop being avocado and we can talk about this."
B (heatedly): "I'm not angry!"
A: "Okay, you're not angry, you're annoyed. Can you stop being so annoyed?"
B (heatedly): "I'm not annoyed!"
A: "Fine, then you're avocado. Stop being avocado and we can talk about this."
by I say July 6, 2009
Get the Avocado mug.a bitch who is too obsessed with avocados and non stop dances to songs about avocados while shaking their vegetables
by avocado bitch😛 August 30, 2016
Get the avocado bitch mug.An Avocado Baby is a attention seeking whore usually is popular for the wrong reasons.
Tries to be something he's not. Secretly wants to be a fuckboy just to get nudes and so he can show he fellow peers cause all he wants is acceptation . Someone that contacts you one day talking about how cute you as are then say the samething to your best friend the same day. Likes to make girls "want" him. Depends on his friends to pay for him. Represents the worst trends of the present moment. Listens to mainstream artists that are mainstream because they're "not" mainstream so like TOP, Melanie martinez, etc.
Tries to be something he's not. Secretly wants to be a fuckboy just to get nudes and so he can show he fellow peers cause all he wants is acceptation . Someone that contacts you one day talking about how cute you as are then say the samething to your best friend the same day. Likes to make girls "want" him. Depends on his friends to pay for him. Represents the worst trends of the present moment. Listens to mainstream artists that are mainstream because they're "not" mainstream so like TOP, Melanie martinez, etc.
by IM A WANNABE February 20, 2017
Get the Avocado Baby mug.by riverrat54 August 31, 2017
Get the avocado peeler mug.