Austin is a hater
by Kingback7372828 November 26, 2016
Get the Austinmug. name given to "TERRORIST LANDSCAPERS" who are addicted to exterior decorating the same way some change living room furniture or constantly add froo-froo do-dads to areas for no reason other than nervous energy output.
He didn't have the drive to be independent and get a place of his own so the angry oddball Austin built a rat cage around the front of his house, weaseled himself into his grandparents rentals and performed hours and hours of terrorist landscaping as subterfuge and way of faking rent and helpfulness.
The deluded Austin wasn't a good exterior decorator but performed constant unnecessary planting to cover up his own lack of life and love.
The deluded Austin wasn't a good exterior decorator but performed constant unnecessary planting to cover up his own lack of life and love.
by Asstune Keller April 15, 2008
Get the Austinmug. A soldier of the US army and the target of a meme.
1. Someone who calls people 'no-lives' and tells them to get out of their houses after he/she gains some confidence.
2. Someone who makes a drastic decision to prove a point to a couple of people in his life.
1. Someone who calls people 'no-lives' and tells them to get out of their houses after he/she gains some confidence.
2. Someone who makes a drastic decision to prove a point to a couple of people in his life.
Jeff, you turned into Austin when you talked to Sara at that bar and told us we were no lives.
James, or should I say Austin, are you really going to join the army to prove a point to a few people?
James, or should I say Austin, are you really going to join the army to prove a point to a few people?
by austinsgrandpa June 6, 2014
Get the Austinmug. A attractive man who’s smart, honest and gentle, but he can also be aggressive. He likes to make random noises. He has eyes that sparkle under the light and sometimes change colour but are usually green. He loves chocolate. He rarely feels fear, he has rosy cheeks and always seems to have a flawless smile on his face. He’s not afraid of her sexuality. Although his hands always seem to be cold his heart is very warm, and his kiss gives a feeling like no other.
Austin is fine af.
by austin's babe November 27, 2014
Get the Austinmug. Austin is usually a person who is nice and flexible to most people. If you make an Austin mad you will suffer his wrath for a long time for they don't forgive easily. They are usually short tempered and can get angry and disappointed quickly and for no reason. They are usually amazing at sports, and enjoy physical activities even if they aren't the best. They are fast runners and usually know to be great soccer players. They are also really smart and great at academics and education. They will always impress with their fast processing brains. They also enjoy math for they are the best at this subject. All these positives also make him very egoistic and is usually disliked for being a showoff. However they are known by lots of people and tend to be very popular wherever they go. They are also liked by all for their great characteristics. They are also very charming and considered to be very handsome. Girls are usually very lucky to find someone like this for all his greatness is very rare to find.
"Who is that soccer player he killed the tournament." "He's probably Austin."
"Who is that hot guy." "It's Austin."
"What a genius." "Oh you mean Austin the man with numerous talents."
"Who is that hot guy." "It's Austin."
"What a genius." "Oh you mean Austin the man with numerous talents."
by 4us10 March 5, 2017
Get the Austinmug. A sweetheart of a guy who can light up anyone's day with his jokes. Austin may not be the most popular guy but is definitely the coolest. He's easy going, easy to talk to, funny, cute, incredibly fit, smart and wise beyond his years. He's a little shy but insanely outgoing around his friends. He can make anyone laugh, knows how to treat a girl right and is loves cuddling. He genuinely cares about everyone he loves and loves everyone. If you get to really know him you'll realize he's a deep, insecure and one of the most amazing friends you will ever make in your entire life. He'd make the most amazing boyfriend in the history of man-kind He's also incredibly brave and isn't afraid to fight for what he believes in or wants. If you ever have the privileged to have him in your life don't take it for granted and never let go of him as a friend or anything else. He knows what to say, when to say it, and how to say it. He's a good listener and gives the best advice. He never judges or makes you feel like you're nothing. He has the most beautiful brown eyes you've ever seen and is the easiest person to love ever. He's pretty much every girl's dream guy and more. Incredibly rare down to earth human being and is just plain awesome. Words can't describe this dude.
by Wendys vs McDonalds July 9, 2020
Get the Austinmug. Austin is a boy name. Sometimes can be a girl name but mostly a boy’s. Austin is a really funny guy! He cusses way to much. Really inappropriate. Sometimes annoying and can get on your nerves. He loves video games but his favorite is fortnite! Oh and he likes wrestling! However, he is more into football!
Person 1: Hey who is that?
Person 2: Uhm oh that’s Austin! He’s really funny!
Person 2: He’s definitely gamer and loves sports! Don’t get me started with how much he cusses and how inappropriate he is!
Person 1: gosh! I wanna be his friend!
Person 2: Uhm oh that’s Austin! He’s really funny!
Person 2: He’s definitely gamer and loves sports! Don’t get me started with how much he cusses and how inappropriate he is!
Person 1: gosh! I wanna be his friend!
by Kenz❤️ June 26, 2022
Get the Austinmug.