American Eagle Airlines

American Eagle Airlines is a brand name used by American Eagle Airlines, Inc. (formerly Simmons Airlines), based in Fort Worth, Texas, and Executive Airlines based in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in the operation of passenger air service as regional affiliates of American Airlines. All three airlines are wholly-owned subsidiaries of AMR Corp. Currently operates the ATR-72,CRJ-700, and ERJ-135/140/145

I flew on an American Eagle Airlines ERJ-135 from Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport to John F. Kennedy International Airport

by studentpilot August 21, 2010

Aliligaucodplax

Everyone knows, by way of Xikaze's YouTube Channel, that this is the correct lyrics to the chorus of "Sugar We're Going Down Swinging" by Fall Out Boy.

We're going DADA
ENEUILIUAU
And sugar-war
Goin' down swingin'
I'll beat another one with a bullet
Aliligaucodplax
Cock head and pully

by Frenehld May 21, 2009

s&m airlines

A made up airline in a song by NOFX in which they are sexually beaten. Awesome.

I'll never fly S&M airlines again.

by Hank Vader July 1, 2005

American Airlined

When you sneak up on someone sleeping on a flight, and masturbate in his/her hair.

I totally american airlined that chick in 17B.

by Porno Jon March 21, 2008

Delta Airlines

World's largest collector of lost luggage.

Fly Delta Airlines and your baggage will disappear.

by That Lego on the floor April 28, 2017

united airlines

A racist airline that beats Chinese doctors. The defenceles small Ching Chong screams while united rape him. United are in the shit now Ching Wang Wong land are coming to get them and the dank memes are destroying there company. They also have a new motto 'we don't beat our competitors, we beat our customers' United are now worse that Ryan air where you usually sit next to a fat Bastard whose flabs are having out and asked if he can eat your Mars bar. United use there planes to penetrate sluts now. United are also planning 9/11 number 2.

United Airlines: Come fly with us, we don't beat our competitors, we beat you.
Chinese Doctor:. Ching Chong you beat me buttfucks.

by Aggravated Ching Chong April 16, 2017

Airline fees

Annoying fees that airline charges to customers, usually a ripoff. Examples of those stupid fees are:
*Baggage fee - depending on airline, you are charged $15-25 to check first bag and the price goes up once you check second bag and so on
*Seat selection fee - when airlines charge you for choosing your seat
*Reservation change fee - The most ridiculous out of all airline fees. Usually costs about $150, just to change your flight reservation! And if there's a difference in airfare, you have to pay the difference too.

I am a frequent flier who enjoys traveling by plane but those stupid annoying airline fees have been bothering me for a long time. Should I start flying Southwest Airlines?

by NHRHS2010 March 19, 2011