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A brunette girl who doesn’t need to wear much makeup. She thinks she is attractive and sometimes can be. Has mommy problems. Some people say she is too much, but she thinks she is not enough. She has one love that she keeps going back to, even though he treats her horribly. She is the nicest person you will ever meet.
Girl 1: Omg she is so nice!!
Girl 2: That is just Alabama for you!
Alabama by nevergiveup746 January 10, 2022
were all there is football and family love to the fullest form
alabama joe went to his sister and got a new nephew
alabama by dfgfdfs January 12, 2022
no im not writing a skit about alabama
Alabama by gday mate May 13, 2022
y/n: "i just got back from alabama"
m/n: "you fucked your cousin?"
Alabama by kewlbeanzzzz March 9, 2023
The U.S State with one family tree line

Anthems: Free Bird/Sweet Home Alabama

Demographics ------

75% Redneck
25% Black

Capital City: Montgomery
Largest City metro area: Birmingham

Politics: Extremely Republican
Alabama sux
Alabama by IhateSouthTexas January 18, 2024
The U.S State with one family tree line

The home of Incest & Rednecks

Anthems & Patriotic songs: Sweet Home Alabama/Free Bird

Capital: Montgomery
Largest City: Birmingham (Though Huntsville is technically the largest by land owned)

Demographics:

70% Redneck
30% Black

Politics: Really Conservative
Alabama Sucks
Alabama by IhateSouthTexas January 24, 2024