Airpod Shotty

Airpod shotty, Imma catch a body, you lookin' real sussy

Airpod shotty, I wanna catch a body, you looking real sussy (real sussy, real sussy, yeah) x2

Got an airpod shotty and it's pointed at your body, girl
Make a lover hate you, yeah I make a lover naughty girl (?)
I could blow your bag out, I could make you tab out
Drop a hundred racks out, we can pull the lamb out
Wanna take a ride with me we speed around LA yeah,
Shorty came with me to my crib and now we laid up,
Imma have her doing things that she never do, no,
Hoppin' out the suicides with the Jimmy Choo's on.

CHORUS x4

Got pod shotty, she a hottie, filling me with purpose, (?)

She took a shot now I can't breathe an inch oh it's among us
, (?)
So just because she is red doesn't mean that she is sus, tho
,
She won't take my life, why all my crewmates they know
,

Cock it and load it I'll be by the bay
Won't be so lonely, just please don't be late
And next thing you know, I'll be shot up into space
I know this feeling, it won't float away

Airpod shotty, Imma catch a body, you lookin' real sussy

by xXLeoBoi December 28, 2021

AirPods

Just Apple's old EarPods except the wires are cut off, it has Bluetooth, and you have your AirPods! Just cut off the wires from your EarPods, Then, Bluetooth will be activated! Voila, you have AirPods! Oooh, Oooh! Turn'em into AirPods Pro by adding Eartips! Want AirPods Max? Glue'em onto Headphones, and your Headphones will become Wireless!

I won't define AirPods, You know what it is BRUH! I'll just fill in the damn requirements.

by SpecialAspieRyanBoi December 29, 2021

AirPod shuffle

The process of rotating left and right AirPods between your ears and the battery case to keep a long phone call going.

I was on the phone for five hours! Had to do the AirPod shuffle.

by Pinson Close November 24, 2020

AirPods

Ew

Virgin: Hey man look at my new AirPods

Chad: ew beats are better

by Penisfucker69 December 5, 2020

Airpod person

Exactly the same as earpod person.

A pod person or normie that has zero personal style or independent thought.
They're often seen wearing airpods and apple watches.
The marketeers dream, because they always buy the crap that marketeers promote.
Often copy "politically correct" opinions, but are not really into politics.

Colleague 1: do you know who Jason is?
Colleague 2: he's that new airpod person at sales department.
Colleague 1: ah they've hired yet another airpod person?
Colleague 2: yeah looks like the new management is more concerned with image than intelligence.

by Boomer the Lancaster bomber December 11, 2020

airpod

something poor people buy because the cant afford the cord/what that one faggot in your class uses to look "Gucci"

"Bro, are those airpod? Have you ever heard of a cord?"

by doge kid January 6, 2021

Fake Airpods Owner

Calling someone this will absolutely ruin them. They will be forced into social outcast for the rest of their school life until they change their appearance, usually bleaching their hair, making themselves look like they just had molten gold spilled all over themselves.

Hey, that blonde really looks like the fake airpods owner we saw back then in high school

by Artem_retarded March 1, 2021