Fix the Dishes is a common euphemism for “Getting laid” or “Fucking some bitches”. It originated in the mountain states of the U.S.
by TinaBitch July 07, 2020
by Peugeotjoker May 16, 2005
A Fix It Ticket is a citation written that can be corrected, you can correct your violation and take proof to court and the judge will dismiss the citation and you may have to pay a small dismissal fee. (Usually $25.00+)
John Doe was pulled over, the officer asked him for his proof of insurance. John Doe couldn't provide proof, the officer wrote a Fix It Ticket, John Doe got insurance and took proof to court, the judge dismissed his ticket, and he payed a small fee for the dismissal.
by DD-ud August 26, 2016
To Ken Fix something is to fix it with a soldering iron. Despite what it is, it must be badly fixed with a soldering iron, even if the item cannot be fixed with a soldering iron.
Example of Ken-Fix;
Laura:"My band just split up in your Recording studios Ken"
Ken:"Hang on, let me get my soldering iron"
Laura:"My band just split up in your Recording studios Ken"
Ken:"Hang on, let me get my soldering iron"
by NotSaleemElbaloula April 20, 2008
by Dakzig November 12, 2017
Hipsters love fixed gear bikes. They are useless if you don't spend 70% of your income at urban outfitters.
Hey, look at that hipster on his fixed gear bike. Look, he has a flip flop hub for when he doesn't feel like being a tool anymore.
by Notahipster4000 October 10, 2009
1.) A phrase used upon completion of any unconventional repair of a broken object. These repairs usually include, but are not limited to, duct tape, bungee cords and a hack saw.
2.) "There, I fixed it." may also be used after successfully attaching one item to another using the same unconventional, sometimes unethical, methods of taping, nailing, sawing, cramming, cutting and "resculpturing".
2.) "There, I fixed it." may also be used after successfully attaching one item to another using the same unconventional, sometimes unethical, methods of taping, nailing, sawing, cramming, cutting and "resculpturing".
1.) "I have a huge crack in my windshield. Hand me that duct tape. There, I fixed it."
2.) "My doorbell stopped working, so I filled my garbage disposal with spoons, duct taped an old extension cord to the power switch, then ran the cord through a hole I drilled in the front door. All you gotta do is give the cord a little tug. There, I fixed it."
2.) "My doorbell stopped working, so I filled my garbage disposal with spoons, duct taped an old extension cord to the power switch, then ran the cord through a hole I drilled in the front door. All you gotta do is give the cord a little tug. There, I fixed it."
by Apecreature June 22, 2011