Situational Elation

Situational Elation is the feeling you get when your life is usually shitty,but something unexpectedly good happens to you!

Andy said......That Mark sure seems happy.....which is really weird because his life sucks!

Sherrill responded........Ya his life is shit....but its just a bout of Situational Elation......somebody just bought his property out of the blue and he can pay off his debts! His life is still shit,but he owes less!

by The Wiz! June 16, 2010

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sticky situation

When you are jacking off and you cum in your hand and then get a phone call.

I had a sticky situation the other day when my mom called from vietnam.

by mials January 20, 2011

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no-win situation

a situation in which there is no hope of success

Thanks to the flood caused by Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans ended up in a no-win situation.

by Light Joker February 12, 2006

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situation crack

its an adjective to describe how a situation has gone out of control.

"Aye Jack, we better get out o ere lad."
"Aye situation crack it is lad. A proper one. Told you not to mess with them Catholics."

by BBBBLK September 03, 2009

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Chicken Situation

When you go to say "Chicken Sandwich", and accidentily replace sandwich with another word, in this case situation.

Customer: I would like a Chicken Situation, Please.

Waiter: What the god damn fucking shit is a Chicken Situation?

Customer: It's like when you got bread, and chicken, and a penis, and it's all put together. Minus the penis.

Waiter: Oh, you mean a Chicken Sandwich.

by CSituation June 01, 2010

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