Safety LOL

The really delayed lol that people add to the end of a sentence when trying to cover their ass cause they just did something regrettable online.
The safety LOL often fails and is therefore usually followed by a JK

Guy: Hey, hot online girl wanna hang out sometime, just a little one on one time?

Hot Online Girl: ...

Guy: ... LOL, just kidding

Hot Online Girl: Nice safety lol. I almost thought you were joking for a moment, jerk *block guy*

by Fender27 November 08, 2009

Safety Beer

Beer purchased in case you'll need it later. Originated in Chapel Hill circa 2010 (VH)

What's the plan?
I don't know, but let's grab some safety beer just in case

by King of England February 27, 2010

safety word

a word used in conjunction with s&m, consensual torture, bondage, etc - so that when you say "no" or "stop" in the heat of the moment, the other person can disregard it - the safety word is the serious-i-mean-it-now time-to-stop word. usually something ridiculus like Alabama.

"Why did Jesus die on the cross? Because he forgot his safety word."

by Lulu February 09, 2005

Safety Third

An expression used ironically before another person engages in a potentially dangerous activity or action, meant to suggest that the person should take care, but not at the expense of having fun.

Alright, off you go down this steep tree-covered hillside on your homemade go-kart, after you just finished off that 12-pack. Don't forget, safety third!

by jwadsworth January 16, 2013

safety girl

Girl who carries her own male prophylactics (condoms) for sexual intercourse. From the "I'm a safety girl" line in Pretty Woman.

Tammara is a safety girl, she always carries condoms when she is looking to hook up.

by Fred Garvin Male Prostitute July 07, 2006

safety meeting

A term for having a, smoke circle, blaze session or any other scenario in which marijuana, hash, wax, or oil is being burned.

Bob: man i am so exhausted after all that work.
Marly: Yea time for a SAFETY MEETING!!

by binzington March 07, 2012

safety chip

the naked tortilla chip you hold under the one with the salsa on it between the salsa bowl and your mouth that is used to catch any salsa that may fall off

"You spilled salsa all over my table! Use a safety chip next time!"

by nawdfoijj October 11, 2006