Nine Inch Nixon

The term for a man of better than average quality in the crotchial region. Usually at least 9 inches.

You know, they call me nine inch nixon.

Why's that?

*Unzips pants*

*Gasp!*

by BigNinjaJoe December 15, 2011

The Richard Nixon effect

The Richard Nixon effect named after the president of the same name.

When a solution, produces the opposite outcome, opposite to the intended purpose, this can have very harmful outcome that is counterproductive.

And example of the Richard Nixon effect is when the School decided to ban physical contact. The students started high fiving way more often. The Richard Nixon effect is an example of making things illegal doesn’t fix the problem.

by Lone wolf sirius February 22, 2021

Nixon Denial

The denial of one's own bisexuality (in favor of speciously identifying as "homosexual" or as one of several synonyms for "bisexual," or eschewing a sexuality label entirely) in an attempt to avoid being the object of biphobia. Refers to actress Cynthia Nixon.

He issued a Nixon Denial in the same breath as he confirmed his romantic relationships with people of at least three genders. But if he wants to identify as "flexisexual," I suppose that's his prerogative.

by Tiggy Upland February 3, 2014

shed your morning tear for Nixon

The largest, most odiferous bowel movement of the day, one that usually occurs in the morning. This movement is often accompanied by or caused my an extremely upset stomach, due to fears of the government, the president, the situation in Iraq, terrorism, medicare, the state of the world...

Man, did you just shed your morning tear for Nixon, dude? It stinks in here.

by DebWeb January 22, 2006

A Nixon

someone with a 20 inch dick

You look like you have a Nixon. What does that mean. That means you’ll leave a dent in the hood of the car.

by Prezzy December 8, 2022

Nixon

A person that tries to force everyone into a romantic relationship with people of the opposite gender they interacted with for at least a second

'He's a nixon.'
'what's that?'
'shipper.'

by NoNameAllTaken February 20, 2022

The Dirty Nixon

To agressively motorboat dirty ass cheecks while stretching her pussy with both your peace sign hands.

"Dude, back in 1969 I performed the 'The Dirty Nixon' on a Sexy Black Panther Women"

by Jezzyreal March 19, 2016