National kiss a Mia day

National kiss a Mia Day

If you’re lucky enough to know a Mia...Kiss her. Doesn’t have to be on the lips it could be on the hand or cheek

Her: Why did u kiss me?

Person: Because it’s November 5th

Her: Ooooh it’s national kiss a Mia day

by Askmeoutdummy October 30, 2019

National Name a Leaf Day

On November fourth, go find a leaf and name it

Hey bob, is November 4th!
What’s happening on November fourth Larry?
National name a leaf day! You have to go find a leaf and name it!

by Googlyeyejeff November 1, 2019

national give a girl a hoodie day

on november 5th, guys, be prepared to give your girl a hoodie !

guy: hey girl, heres a hoodie
girl: what, why ?
guy: because it's national give a girl a hoodie day!

by talysss November 4, 2019

December 12 national lose a spoon day

Celebrated on December 12 when you drop a spoon and can’t find it when trying to make fucking cereal and cake on FaceTime

You- (drops spoon)
Friend- yo! It’s december 12 national lose a spoon day Did you lose your spoon?
You- yea... and I can’t find it damn it

by Panicathemcr1 December 14, 2019

National send a booty pic day may 13th

On may 13th you need to send a booty pic to your boyfriend/random boy or girl

Hey today is national send a booty pic day may 13th

Her: ok give me 2 minutes I'll send you one

by Ching.chong.wing.wong69 May 13, 2020

national take a shit day

On december 1 you must be taking a shit every hour after you fart... you must also text your friends when your on the toilet

Fred "Hey man you should take a shit in 15 mins"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"

by Your native tree cutter October 22, 2020

National throw a thick ass day

Throw a human being with a thick ass on the 25th of October every year

I'm going to throw a girl with a thick ass, Coz it's national throw a thick ass day

by Voice of truth and reason October 24, 2020