factual facts

facts that are so factual you just fucking accept it.

"you are so full of factual facts."
"that right there is a factual fact."

by Impactual Factual™ July 30, 2013

FACTS and LOGIC

Something Ben Shabibo uses to own the beta libturds and sLeenpy joe!!!!

Based republican 1: lol i just watched ben shapiro destroy the DEMONrats, they are so stinky. i love donald trump and ben shabiro they are my heroes and they have IQ higher than albert ianestein!!!

2nd Based republican: yaaaaassss lmao communist libturds have been shat on by FACTS and LOGIC once again!!!! 😎 dum liberaels

and sleepy joe wen will they learn, big chungus wholesome 100 moment right here 🥵😍 facts dont care about yor fweeling liberals!!!! snowflakes LOL

by Samueliscool223 September 26, 2021

Moe Fact

A "fact" that has little or no credibility and is brought into the later stages of debates or arguments. A Moe Fact is usually in the form of a percentage, but not always. When someone uses a Moe Fact, they will usually use "somewhere" or "someone" as the source of the information.

Person A: "Bears are dangerous."
Person B: "No way. Bears aren't dangerous at all. 85% of bears are herbivores."
Person A: "That's such a Moe Fact."

by Andrew1125 February 23, 2009

Jim Fact

A fact that is plausible, interesting and true in all details except for one critical point.

Jim: Did you know chicken pox derives from a strain of smallpox?

John: Wow, really?

Jim: Yeah yeah! Isn't that interesting...

John, after checking the internet: No they aren't! Shenanigans! They aren't even in the same virus family! That's a Jim Fact if I ever heard one!

by Jimfact Jim February 18, 2011

Fact Slut

An annoying person who would repeatedly give random facts in a successive manner.

Leon gives so much facts its getting annoying. He is such a fact slut.

by M.A.C.P October 3, 2017

Painter Fact

a phrase or word believed to be factual only by its beholder

guy: i can handle my liquor

me: sounds like a painter fact to me

by colombianjumpingbean September 30, 2020

zack fact

unknowingly or knowingly presenting fake, true or fabricated knowledge as truth or fact by someone named Zack, Zach or Zachary.

Zack : "Brazilian jujitsu is the greatest art form and I am the best in the world at it"
Anyone stupid enough to listen: "That is such a Zack Fact"

by thestamperdamper January 20, 2019