Simply put, one who sports a blowout haircut(see Pauly D) while receiving a blowjob and taking a shit.
"Oh man, unbelievable...I just walked in on a fuckin' blumpkin boy! It's amazing he could even manage the multitasking with that blowout"
by switchbladejack October 29, 2011
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by JimArm January 21, 2009
Get the Skoal Blumpkin mug.While in the outhouse, Todd received a country blumpkin from his girlfriend and decided she was the one.
by Kyle MD April 28, 2005
Get the country blumpkin mug.The act of sucking a man's penis while he is in the act of taking a hot shit on a moving RV that is about to run out of gas.
by Philly Jackson November 10, 2013
Get the berry blumpkin mug.A fat piece of white trash with especially poor hygiene and body odor. A loser who isn't going to do anything with their life and always makes excuses about how their problems are beyond control.
Dude: Did you hear about Christian's car? It broke down again so he isn't going to be able to move out of his mom's any time soon now.
Guy: Maybe if he stopped being a blumpkin and got a job and stopped buying $50 cars that break down then he could make some progress.
Guy: Maybe if he stopped being a blumpkin and got a job and stopped buying $50 cars that break down then he could make some progress.
by DATAyymbr March 8, 2014
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Get the blumpkin mug.A geopolitical region in the state of Georgia where residents perform felacio on tourists penis while said tourist is on the toilet talking a shit.
by Ampresandman December 15, 2011
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