bender buffin

COMING FROM THE ROOT WORD "BENDER" WHICH IS BRITISH FOR GAY FELLOW AND BUFFIN MEANING FELLATIO OR SUCKING OF THE PENIS.
ALLEN'S BOYFRIEND CALLS HIM A BENDER BUFFIN.
ALLEN'S PARENTS ARE ASHAMED OF THEIR BENDER BUFFIN.
by BRITCASE June 12, 2009
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[noodle bender]

A person's ass thats never been jousted by a penis.
When attempting to enter the back door, he soon discovered she was a "noodle bender".
by Wes66 January 31, 2009
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banana bender

Alternate name for a resident of Queensland, Australia, where bananas grow and people with nothing better to do put a bend in them.
When I win the lottery I'm going to move to Queensland and become a banana bender.
by hinterland August 06, 2003
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Light-bender

A light-bender is a girl so fat that her gravitational pull could actually bend light.
"Man, I'm so fucking horny I could fuck a hole into a slab of granite."

"Well, if worse comes to worst there's a drunken light-bender over there. Look, you can read the sign that's behind her!"

"I guess that'll have to work."
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boner bender

An event that ruins a metaphorical erection.
Billy: "You know I go crazy for gumballs man. Well, last easter, I found this egg-shaped piece of candy. I was pretty sure it was a gumball. When I bit into it, though, it was one of those fucking repulsive malt balls! My quaff was so loud that my neighbor called the cops. Those bastards at the malt ball factory always pull that shit."

Darrel: "Talk about a boner bender man. Let's go buy some gumballs"
by bjergen May 09, 2007
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fender-bender

minor car accident

The ¡®fender¡¯ refers to the part of the car¡¯s body that covers the tire.

In a ¡®fender-bender¡¯ there is some damage to a car, but not enough to make it impossible to drive.
I had a fender-bender this morning, so I've got to go to the auto shop.
by Choonik Kwon January 02, 2004
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taco bender

A Mexican. A person of Mexican heritage living in the USA.
Rachel, I'd like you to meet Rico, my favorite taco bender.
by Tuna Wanda May 14, 2005
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