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January 29, 2022

It is on this day that Petra and Wihan have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.

For it was on this very special midsummer day

that Petra and Wihan would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
To Petra and Wihan. Married since January 29, 2022.
by Lienkie November 21, 2021
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2022

The year everything get better but the world ends...
Jeez its already 2021 nearly 2022? i made the defintion 2004 in 2004? Woah its been fast... yeah now the worlds gonna end
by JimmersLadYT April 7, 2021
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2022

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2022
by man_in_the_window2013 July 6, 2022
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18 July 2022

Krissing day! The day where everyone spreads misinformation to fool others and then send them the famous Kris Jenner "KRISSED" meme.
Ellyn: YO BRO TODAY THEY ARE ANNOUNCING THE 5TH SEASON OF STRANGER THONGS OMGGG
Iza: WAIT FRRR?
Ellyn: gitchi gitch yaya tata
Iza: ...what?
Ellyn: Its 18 July 2022!
Iza: NOOOOOOO
by Youjustgotkrissedlol July 19, 2022
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July 8th 2022

The day where all Canadians experienced a country-wide internet outage, causing everyone to flock to the nearest mall or Starbucks for Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to temporarily close. Critical institutions such as hospitals, fire stations, and police stations were unable to function properly.

Basically it was like the end of the world....but in Canada... and only for a day.

All this because we literally have THE worst telecom infrastructure on this planet. The internet of 38 million people is controlled by two large corporations, Bell and Rogers, which means that half the country is fucked if either one of them stops providing internet. Canada's internet monopoly really needs to die (and also lower their damn prices).
Guy 1: Hey remember July 8th 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol
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2022 Stoner

A 1999 born Floridan baby brother who, LITERALLY, smokes all day, every day. Every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week, month, and year and can still have a functioning adult life. Someone who's life is more on track than the average adult who doesn't smoke.

#Mystonerlittlebrotherhasabetteradultlifethanme
#CJH05111999
"Dude, have you seen the 2022 Stoner? I wish I could be that cool."

"2022 Stoner is the new kind of cool"

"2022 Stoner is who I wanna be when I grow up!"
by ThatGirl04221998 July 22, 2022
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October 1st 2022

The official start of fall 2022 aka ( trolling and girls season)
yo mr white it’s october 1st 2022, where the bitches at
by kidcudi30 July 25, 2022
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