Tally Torpedo

This occurs when I am giving Tally a rimmer and she farts in my face, but is so relaxed that she accidently shits in my mouth.

I was giving Tally a rimmer yesterday and she Tally Torpedoed me again.

by blackout September 5, 2004

Futon Torpedo

massive bed-fart, especially while on a futon

He tried to 'dutch-oven' me with a Futon Torpedo, but I got the shields up in time..

by sneederbee November 29, 2011

renegade torpedo

When your cock pokes out from the folds of your underwear or boxers.

Slapping the bitch in the face with my cock was no problem because I already had a renegade torpedo.

by Phil M June 15, 2004

Sneaky torpedo

A poo that enters the water without making a sound or noise.

"That shit was so big, it was a sneaky torpedo"
"No Poseidons kiss here, that was a sneaky torpedo"

by SpongeBob1983 March 12, 2018

murder torpedo

a shark

oh look a murder torpedo

by memer man 234 January 29, 2019

Tesco torpedo

The item you purchase when you can't afford Lockheed's torpedo prices

"Was that Warhead?" "No, that was a Tesco torpedo"

by BlameXeno June 6, 2023

pork torpedo

another way to say penis, dick, schlong

suzie loves eating pork torpedo and can't get enough of it

by fry1077 December 11, 2010