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and now for something completely different 

A phrase coined by the British comedy troupe Monty Python. It is used to signify the arrival of something that is, indeed, completely different from whatever had been going on previously.

See also: Pythonesque comedy.
The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Llamas are larger than frogs.

Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Look out, there are llamas!

And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his nose.
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16 Different Flavors of Crazy

An expression demonstrating the number of levels upon which a situation or person is crazy or objectionable. In certain more severe situations, it is proper to modify the phrase to "31 flavors of crazy."
"My girlfriend stole my passwords and deleted all of my female facebook friends. When I confronted her about it, she bit me. She is 16 different flavors of crazy."

"This situation has since devolved, and can now be properly classified as 31 flavors of crazy."

same same but different 

Used a lot in Thailand, especially in an attempts to sell something but can mean just about anything depending on what the user is trying to achieve.
Q "Is this a real rolex?"
A " Yes Sir, same same but different"
same same but different by Kiwicito September 12, 2004

Hit Different 

Hit Different - When two good things aren’t the same
These wings are good, but this pizza hit different.
Hit Different by Mr.Yessir February 24, 2019

Same shit, different assholes 

When you expect things to be better with a new person and they turn out not to be. Usually the person is a politician, a new boss, or a new boyfriend.
"So much for the promised change. I was sure Obama would be the one."

"Oh well. Same shit, different assholes..."

Same Shit Different Day 

When your stuck in the cycle of doing the same shit everyday.
Usually a shit cycle.
Person 1: What you been up to
Me: Oh you know the Same Shit Different Day
Person 2: That is peak bro

Built-different syndrome 

When a man is suddenly stricken with the urge to wear shorts in a blizzard
Person 1: look at Jeff over there! He must be freezing.

Person 2: he woke up with a bad case of built-different syndrome this morning.