Spoon

A Canadian yokel strange in appearance and demeanour. Although more often spotted in rural parts of Canada, known sightings are quite common in urban areas as well.

example 1.
Jim: Did you wheel any brauds on the campground?
Steve: No man, these chicks all look like a bunch of spoons.

example 2.
Spoon: Hey you fellas wanna come over for some warm cider and fish sticks after church?

by DanTheMan77 August 20, 2013

spoon

An asshole.

Asshole variability determines the size spoon you are. Some people are even considered ladles.

Devin Devito is such a spoon. Actually, he's a ladle.

by UL Honors Student March 30, 2005

spoon

Adult term: either to just be held, or held with clothed action, not penetration, not oral, boning, layered clothing action. Or an adult love without touching, "yin yangin. In love."

"They fixin ta spoon, call them a cab."

by noixz January 15, 2009

Spoon

An eating utensil. What is the fucking point in making it sex slang?

I KAN eat WIV a SPOON LOLOLOLOLOLOL

by Michael November 11, 2003

spoon

A Stupid person, an idiot, When someone does something stupid.

"Ah ya spoon, ya!"
"OMG you are such a spoon"

by Whalespank July 30, 2006

Spoon

what your friends do at 5 in the morning when they are incredibly drunk

dude pj, wanna spoon with me

by Jordan January 4, 2004

Spoon

A person that enjoys stirring the pot and causing drama between other people.

To be a shit stirrer

“I heard that Caitlin said she hated you because you were a stuck up bitch.”
“Storm, stop being such a spoon! She didn’t say that.”

by Queerdo123 December 10, 2017