Two-Flush

A sarcastic name for a person who neglects to double flush after an especially large bowel movement.

"Oh, here comes Johnny Two-Flush scrambling for a plunger. He must've plugged the toilet again."

by DirtyBoz February 28, 2013

Two hander

A penis long enough to be held by two hands, one in front of the other, with room to spare.

When Velma unzipped Shaggys' Levis, she saw that he was a two hander, requiring more work than she wanted to put in that night.

by V3lma September 4, 2009

two

1. pooing
2. anything relating to the anus or the ass

SEE ALSO one

I drilled her number two last night

by num May 13, 2004

Two trucks

No

**we dont speak about the Two trucks**

by The great satas June 7, 2021

Two-a-days

Two-A-Days, or sometimes known as Hell Week, is a term in football to describe when a football team has practice twice a day: in the morning, and in the afternoon or evening. Two-A-Days are usually done the beginning of fall, such as the end of July or mid-August, but are sometimes done on a daily basis for some teams.

Two-a-days,,,,practice from 230pm until 8pm

by 5 J's August 21, 2007

Droppin two's

The act of putting up the 2-fingered peace sign. Usually signifying a person's exit.

Steve: "Hey man, wanna hang out some more tonight?"
John: "Nah man, I shouldn't. I gotta get home and go to bed."
Steve: "Alright dude."
John: "Droppin two's, man."

by Decimotox October 25, 2009

Two minutes

A unit of time defined by the difference between the initial iMessage notification chime and its followup.

Oh, is that the same message or did I get a new one? Guess it's been two minutes.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 January 3, 2019