lobby syndrome

The inability to be productive because you have a scheduled appointment later in the day. The feeling is similar to that of waiting in a real lobby.

“I’ve got lobby syndrome… I have a doctor’s appointment at 2:30 so I can’t start anything significant before then”

by Phanta June 4, 2024

lobby language

A programming language that students of an institution is forced to learn based on business dealings in the programming department.

The programming language is usually never used outside of the class in the real world.

Have you heard of that lobby language eiffel?

by alienist October 24, 2020

Lobbying

Bribery. Literal bribery. It's a synonym for bribery. If lobbying is legal in your country, bribery is legal in your country.

The only reason the USA has relatively low corruption rates is because they legalized bribery and renamed it "lobbying."

by Pagan God of Memes April 26, 2022

lobby sniping

Actively trying to join a lobby with someone without joining them directly. Normally used to go head to head with someone you don’t like.

Friend: “why are we being pulled in and out of lobbies?”
Me: “I’m lobby sniping bob, he annoyed me so I’m gonna try and join his game to annoy him”

by Beckarma TTV January 18, 2023

Lobby Tard

A Lobby Tard is someone who works in the lobby at the McDonald's, cleaning tables etc.

A way of evalulating your life "Hey, your job could be worse - you could always be a lobby tard!"

"You could always find work as a lobby tard!"

"They had no jobs? Not even as a Lobby Tard?"

by SITS07 July 5, 2009

Lobby Hump

Setting up meetings at a conference lobby in order to avoid paying for admission.

I didn't get approval to pay for the conference, so I will Lobby Hump.

by C-Ballz August 7, 2017

Lobby Hop

An act of one switching lobbies in an online game multiple times in quick succession in hopes to find a certain person who may be:

Appearing offline;

Not joinable through profile;

May have blocked the person attempting to lobby hop.

This person could know the lobby hopper irl, or the lobby hopper could be trying to find a popular content creator for that game and thus don't know each other irl.

Kyle was lobby hopping for 3 hours straight in GTA Online to try and find a content creator named Dempy - he was unsuccessful.

#lobby hopper

by Jack Spank9049 October 19, 2023