Were you talking to yourself?" "No man... I was just singing a song." "A song called fuck that crazy bitch?" "Shut up.
by sage of the plains June 27, 2011
The release of such an ungodly fart that its potency and duration make those around the farter believe that the farter did not merely fart, but indeed shit his pants. Usually either an insult at the farter's discourtesy in not leaving the room, or a proud boast to indicate the true power of methane.
by NoLeadEmSoMuch July 29, 2004
To lynch yourself is to hang yourself.
by SweatySauce90 August 08, 2017
NeccYourself is an amazing podcast created by three young friends sitting around being dumb.
Their goal is to have topic-based conversations about life, culture, and Jesus. They won't limit their conversations, but rather be free to express whatever silly or serious thoughts they have!
Their goal is to have topic-based conversations about life, culture, and Jesus. They won't limit their conversations, but rather be free to express whatever silly or serious thoughts they have!
by We're Number 1 November 16, 2019
Usually applies to males only. To masturbate or beat off violently following the dissapointment of failing to woo female company for the night. Can also be used in past tense as "punished yourself" or referring to one of your loser wanker mates "punished himself".
I punished myself after failing to pick up a root at the clubs.
Dude she thinks your a freak, just give up and go home and punish yourself.
Jae punished himself and came on his own stomach.
Dude she thinks your a freak, just give up and go home and punish yourself.
Jae punished himself and came on his own stomach.
by Boris Cranker November 19, 2007
Kill Yourself:
1. A word basically telling you to go to wallmart, grab a pint of gasoline, and chug.
2. Something people normally say to annoying shitheads..
3. When that little kid wont stop coming to your house and asking you to watch his fucking bike flips and he's being an annoying fuck so you throw his bike in the fucking trashcan and scream this at him, even though later his mom comes by and you get grounded for a month it was totally worth the compliment.
4. TIDE DRINK FUCKING TIDE
5. your a loser KYS
6. when your little sister keeps running up to your xbox when your playing Minecraft and hitting the power button so you put her up for adoption.
1. A word basically telling you to go to wallmart, grab a pint of gasoline, and chug.
2. Something people normally say to annoying shitheads..
3. When that little kid wont stop coming to your house and asking you to watch his fucking bike flips and he's being an annoying fuck so you throw his bike in the fucking trashcan and scream this at him, even though later his mom comes by and you get grounded for a month it was totally worth the compliment.
4. TIDE DRINK FUCKING TIDE
5. your a loser KYS
6. when your little sister keeps running up to your xbox when your playing Minecraft and hitting the power button so you put her up for adoption.
Alannah: Hey
Jessica: ..
Alannah: JESS IM SORRY I ATE THE LAST PICKLE
jessica: YOUR A FUCKING FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF.
Alannah: What-
*picks up alannah and stuffs her in the oven*
Alannah: JESS PLEASE NO-
Jessica: i told you dont touch my fucking Dill Pickles..
*turns on the stove*
Jessica: ..
Alannah: JESS IM SORRY I ATE THE LAST PICKLE
jessica: YOUR A FUCKING FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF.
Alannah: What-
*picks up alannah and stuffs her in the oven*
Alannah: JESS PLEASE NO-
Jessica: i told you dont touch my fucking Dill Pickles..
*turns on the stove*
by Jess&AlannahAreGay November 25, 2017
This is a term used when someone is engaging in or displaying behavior/belief/attitude so incredibly ridiculous/ignorant/ass-backwards that the only possible solution to propose is to strongly suggest that they eliminate themselves from existence. Hence #kill yo'self.
Basic Bitch : "He said he just be really busy after 9 every day, soo.."
Boss Bitch : "Bitch Kill Yourself
Boss Bitch : "Bitch Kill Yourself
by JD Luxe aka Ms. Kiss March 30, 2010