Pink noise

Late 80's indie band from Hull who had reasonable local success on the coat-tails of the Housemartins though they sounded like a cross between the Redskins and New Order.
Released Thin End Of The Wedge in 1988 which was heard on John Peel
Fancy watching TOTP tonight?

Nah, I'm off to the Adelphi to see Pink Noise!
by Paul Mac September 16, 2008
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weird noises

1. Animal noises coming from your parents room
2. Unusual sounds
"I heard weird noises coming from mom and dads room, it sounded like they were wrestling, so I said GO DAD"
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noise shard

A sharp, piercing sound that assaults one's ear like a projectile.
"Dude, turn down your ringer! You just lodged a noise shard in my ear."
by Anna LeStache January 13, 2010
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background noise

Released every Friday, Background Noise is a talk radio show located in Halifax, Nova Scotia and consisting of Luke James - a writer, Derrek Ord and Devin Deuville - 2 film makers and Jon Sangster - a computer programmer. Recorded at 6:00pm EST on Thursday night, Background Noise also streams video of the recording live on uStream. During the live broadcast, the stream and chat will be available at backgroundnoise.ca
Background Noise: we talk about interesting things and make them gross.
by coolkrushicekilla April 10, 2010
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garbage-noise

Any so-called music that is actually just fancy noise. It is especially garbage if the music is unfortunately liked by many stupid people.
I can't believe I payed like 4 billion dollars to go to this Counting Crows concert. It's just a painful marathon of garbage-noise. Can someone euthanizes me soon? I hope the band's plane crashes.
by Barnaby J. July 5, 2008
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NOISE NAZI

- a neighbor who's overly concerned about the noise created when some guitars, drums and singers are practicing in the privacy of their backyard.
"effin noise nazi tried to shut us down when we were practicing . what a wanker"
by thomas harding June 3, 2007
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noise abatement

The measures taken to reduce the emission of unwanted sounds/vibrations in a given environment. Commonly referred to within;

1. Aviation: the procedures adopted to reduce aircraft noise on takeoff and landing - accomplished by reducing the power setting or avoiding densely populated areas.

2. Sex: the methods adopted to reduce the noise of fucking in an area surrounded by people. It is induced by; the rapid reciprocal motion of the woman's dangly beef curtains; the flapping noise of her pecky saggers as she receives intense drilling; or the moaning and groaning of the whore caused by the 15-inch bratwurst that's pounding her brains out. Solutions include using gaffer tape to stop the kebab lips from drooping and swaying, and stuffing her throat with your nozzle (or gravy) to extinguish all sound.
1. *1500 feet MSL*: "Noise abatement procedures please, so we can shut those god-damn environmentalists up."

2. "Dammit Louise, the pink lips of your bearded clam are fluttering against my wang! Grab the cooter tape, we need to enforce noise abatement!"
by Fly_Guy April 10, 2015
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