by KozmikDude May 10, 2009
Get the tart-throbmug. a female journalist who works across all spectrums of medias rather than just one genre. Media Tarts tend to be international and are able to write about a large array of topics whether for news magazines, professional journals, blogs, social media, tv or corporate literature.
When you're looking for a journalist to host a debate on a variety of topics, it's best to look for a Media Tart.
If you want to get news out to all media outlets, go and find a media tart, she'll ooint you in the right direction and even write your script.
If you want to get news out to all media outlets, go and find a media tart, she'll ooint you in the right direction and even write your script.
by Mr James Bond 007 February 4, 2013
Get the MEDIA TARTmug. 
by jamisonlabs November 8, 2009
Get the muck tartmug. Older wealthy women most often in Leopard skin attire, carrying fashion accessory small white dog desperately trying to look young. Most often seen in St Tropez.
Named after a local patisserie made from sponge and stiff custard sprinkled with sugar crystals.
Named after a local patisserie made from sponge and stiff custard sprinkled with sugar crystals.
At first I thought she was young but when I got closer I could see that she was just a Tarte Tropezienne stinking of expensive perfume and mincing along in high heels.
by Aquarama December 27, 2010
Get the Tarte Tropeziennemug. The act, much pleasureable to some cultures around the world, or getting your dick stomped on by an elephant. This arouses men to the point where ejaculating on multiple tarts which they then feed to their loved one's and the elephant, as compensation for their efforts.
Yesterday a bagdad man instructed me on how to perform an elephant tart. That elephants foot felt so good as it stomped on my penis. I then fed my cum filled tart to my slaves, loved ones, and the elephant himself who then proceeded to ejaculate on me.
by The king clown March 7, 2013
Get the Elephant Tartmug.