Barking Schneider

A very hairy, early matured child. Most likely a man with a mustache as early as 5th grade. Is very rare and can be found howling in the moonlight nude on a tree branch. Can be agressive when provoked.

The barking schneider is arguably the 8th wonder of the world, although skeptics say he is only a myth. He is often compared to hagrid, an oversized hairy lard from harry potter.

by Pooch Pounder December 3, 2013

Bowl Bark

The act of taking an absolute war cannon of a shit with so much back pressure that chunks of feces fuse to the back of the porcelain, creating what is known as bowl bark

I just went in the shit house and left a ton of bowl bark behind

by Buttered Sausage September 12, 2023

Human barking

When a speaker just repeats the same word over and over; thinking repetition equals clarity

This guy at the Pick Up window just said name three times. I couldn’t even get a question out, I hate Human Barking.

by RowdyRed91 September 2, 2018

Bark bush

When you rub your hairy pussy on a tree

I got three splinters from that tree, I have a bark bush

by The r4p3r November 10, 2014

Barking spider

A term used in jail for farting. A loud fart that is loud enough for others to hear.

" hey did i just hear you lay a fart?"
" no that's not me. That's a barking spider you heard"

Someone farts... " there goes another barking spider".

by Citychick213 December 15, 2016

Dogs are barking

So.. this is not a phrase of american origin as suggested in the other definitions. It comes from the Cockney rhyming slang "dog meat" -> "feet" and means my feet hurt.

after that marathon, my dogs are barking.

by medthepirate May 25, 2018

Barking off

The act of masturbating while your dog licks your balls and ass.

Holy shit. I was jackin' it and my dog totally started rimmin' my ass and lickin' my balls. I was like, man, I bet barking off isn't in the urban dictionary yet!

by doglover3140 February 21, 2011