dumb shit

In other words, a Sebastian.

Stop doing dumb shit, and get to work.

by Mr. TakeYourGirl September 8, 2019

Get Shit Done Day

A day after a really terrible event in which you suddenly have the motivation to do way more than you would normally.

A: I cleaned my whole house after Katie broke up with me.
B: But you never clean anything.
A: Yeah, I was just having a Get Shit Done Day.

by JoeyisStuck April 20, 2018

shit-tun-of-chick-un

A word used predominately in the southern-part of the Continental United States, when one defecates for an extended period of time after visiting Golden Corral on a bright, joyous Sunday afternoon and consuming a copious amount of poultry.

"Brother-man has a shit-tun-of-chick-un from all that delicious baked chicken breasts!"

by KamIAm May 29, 2018

see my shits

It is where a being or entity proceeds to challenge some one for talking ill of them

A YO MY NIGGA “SEE MY SHITS” THEN FOE, on god you don’t want smoke with yo mark ass.

by Taickashi May 30, 2018

Shit-ton

The amount of a substance in pounds that can fit in a 30 square foot space as figured from the density of 2,000lbs of fecal matter.

2,250lbs is a shit-ton of LSD.

by Z28boi May 30, 2018

Shit

It’s something that you leave in the toilet

Every time I take a shit I fear that the shit will take me

by ProfessionalShittaker May 31, 2018

talking a shit

when you want to describe yourself taking a shit but you seem to write "talking a shit" instead of "taking a shit". it can also mean talking about the characteristics of faeces.

Rose: (on snapchat) When you're talking a shit
George: (sees Rose's snap) Well, so the consistency of the shit is NOT WELL.
Annie: LMAO

by lovemelikeyousayyoudo May 31, 2018