Man dont care

The sentence that you use when someone tells you something you don't care about

I is issing goodest player in dis game

Man dont care

by VeryBigResaPlayer November 20, 2021

Rig Man

If a individual is a strange and/or unusual character.

"I was introduced to some guy named Shea, he was a rig man."

by Biggest doofus 123 March 24, 2022

The man

Thinking you're the greatest person on earth while actually being a huge tool

Aaron: Hey guy I'm the man
Me: No actually you suck at everything you do and you are a big piece of shit

by LAP2023 June 7, 2023

Real Man

A Real Man is not the beer drink'n, football love'n, Gym pump'n , porn watch'n, meat size'n, dumb ass man bun'n, lady grabber ( trump ) you think it may be. If you want to be a real man then you need to be like Lee B, driven, smart, gentle, bloody hilarious and the coolest mf.

"Get yo. shit together bro, be a real man"

"Gosh look at Lee over there! He's such a real man, so handsome *sighs*

by Throkmortonthepowerful^^ February 10, 2025

Man Design

Any functional design that is meant for a woman but obviously designed by a man and thereby rendered useless.

Man Design can most readily be found in public restrooms, where the toilet paper dispenser is so low as to not be reachable from a sitting position.

Man Design can also be seen in a public restroom stall that is easier to get into than it is to get out of.

There is nowhere to put a bag or coat when washing ones hands in a public restroom.

by keshazel April 12, 2012

Little man syndrome

A rare disease where someone is abnormally small and has to make up for it by acting hard

Jonathan Palmer was diagnosed with little man syndrome after getting angry when Jeff asked the waitress for a high chair for him at roosters. He did in fact measure 4' 11" so he did qualify for the 12 and under discount.

by Hshdj78 September 30, 2022

Man-machine

A more sophisticated version of the circle jerk where at minimum 4 individuals link arms and then begin to mastorbate, utilizing the momentum from one anothers movement to in turn keep jerkin' themselves.

James, John, Jarome, and Elliott are such good friends, they man-machine at least once a week to help one another out.

by Meatballs-in-ketchup June 22, 2023