Man's Knuckle

When a man shows his knuckles to other guys, he doesn't show them like a girl-he puts them into a weird fist like a real man does!
He shiwed everyone his Man's Knuckle.
by pa2edophile January 18, 2012
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man kegal

An exercise to help a man from peeing on himself it also improves the male orgasm and makes the erection harder.

EX.Jay did you do your man kegals today? That boner you had was super hard and what an orgasm that was.
JAY IF YOU DO YOUR KEGALS YOU WONT NEED TO BUY ANYMORE DEPENDS.

HEY WHY DOES YOUR FACE LOOK LIKE THAT? ARE YOU DOING A MAN KEGAL?
by kegal entertainment January 16, 2014
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A Mans Meal Plan

Single- find a kitchen fully stocked including a woman

Married- whys your woman not in the kitchen?
A Mans Meal Plan
If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans
by Doobie87 July 17, 2017
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Man Width

Portrays a woman's current ability - or lack there of -- to understand man logic.
Her man width was low and as a result she could not understand his plan for modifying the garage door.
by Nduck March 18, 2024
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fat man's remorse

when one eats too much intentionally and then gets heart burn or feels bloated or throws up immediately afterward
something that girlfriends of fat guys everywhere have to put up with and there's no remedy to it because fat guys will not listen when it's in the heat of the moment with that beloved food item
"What's wrong with Mark?"
"Oh, he's just suffering from fat man's remorse."

"Baby, didn't I tell you you were going to have fat man's remorse? That's why you should've have stopped after the 8th piece of chicken!"

"This is the last time I'm experiencing your fat man's remorse. I'm just going to start withholding sex from you next time you want to eat those fried twinkies."
by randigirlfriend April 27, 2014
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the chicken man cometh

When someone named Scott enters your home and devours the KFC you bought with your last dime in front of your starving children.
"The chicken man cometh: is when a man from Iceland once ate sixteen cooked chickens in front of a starving family.
by Nygoutlaw February 26, 2014
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Poor Man's Office

An abandoned room or or laboratory on a college campus or high school ideally.
Where is Jamal? He is in his poor man's office in the abandoned chemistry lab on the fourth floor.
by fartso54 April 05, 2018
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