paint a masterpiece

A guy says this when he wants to make incredible love to a girl.

Gonna make love to the woman in all the right ways.

Or can mean get her wet all over

Hey Dude, Imma take her home and paint a masterpiece.

by mo40 August 12, 2012

Upside Down Chair Mask

A sex position only used by the most athletic and gifted individuals. It's when two people preferable a man and a woman have intercourse while the woman is on her head and the man is on top of the woman while she is doing on her head and uses the woman like a pogo stick while quickly inject and ejecting his penile region inside of her cooter. Experts at this sex position can even do tricks while having intercourse such as backhand springs, front tucks, and ariel assaults.

Harold:"Hey, did you hear about what Big Mike did while he was plowing Jenna in the Upside Down Chair Mask yesterday!?"
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."

by Piicasso May 26, 2012

William Henry Mason

A world class wrestler, this guy will give you the chills. He's not the tallest, but boy oh boy does he make up for it in other areas!

Girl 1- Have you met William Henry Mason?
Girl 2- Yeah he was okay.
Girl 1- Oh, he must not have introduced you to Big Will.

by georgey1357 February 2, 2013

Albino Raccoon Mask

When you fill a person's eye sockets (either your own or a partner) with cum, so that it looks like they have white rings around their eyes.

Dude, I busted a nut so hard that I shot my load into my own eyes. It looked like I had an albino raccoon mask.

by jimmy tard January 30, 2014

lord'o'master

A neologism that combines the idiom 'lord and master'

Draped in servility, a big bindi of enslavement on her forehead, the mehndi of servitude on her palms, a mangal sutra (the mother of all married tokenisms) dangling from her neck...the urban Indian wife (hindu, more specifically) dolls up to fast and pray for her lord'o'master.

by planetpuja October 1, 2014

dance dance revolution master

A dance dance revoulution master gets all the bitches waped around his dong amd dance all gets perfect on every song.

Dyaln is a dance dance revolution master all the bieches

by herffish96 February 8, 2015

St Valentine's Day Massacre

(Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)

When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.

If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.

by Sexydimma September 24, 2014