by JxKx October 3, 2017
Get the Man Periodmug. by readyforthemoon55 August 15, 2020
Get the dervish manmug. Teacher: ok class I’m going go around to ask everyone what they want to be when they grow up. Now who wants to go first!
Little Johnny: *jumping out of his chair* oh me miss teacher!
Teacher: Ok go ahead Johnny!
Johnny: Guess! *whispers to his friends “she’ll never guess!”*
Teacher: hmm Johnny I’m not sure
Johnny: fire man! I wanna be a fire man ! *proceeds to climb on desk and start peeing, like a fire Mans hose*
Little Johnny: *jumping out of his chair* oh me miss teacher!
Teacher: Ok go ahead Johnny!
Johnny: Guess! *whispers to his friends “she’ll never guess!”*
Teacher: hmm Johnny I’m not sure
Johnny: fire man! I wanna be a fire man ! *proceeds to climb on desk and start peeing, like a fire Mans hose*
by Crisss49 September 1, 2020
Get the Fire manmug. by riolofit February 21, 2013
Get the Man Stretchingmug. Why do all women get aroused when they see Ernesto M Velasco?
Because they can't resist such a high quality man
Because they can't resist such a high quality man
by Arousedfemale October 25, 2022
Get the High quality manmug. A Mans Meal Plan
If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans
If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans
by Doobie87 July 17, 2017
Get the A Mans Meal Planmug. The time where civilization falls, natural disasters happen everywhere, wars happen, buildings crumble, humans die, animals die, trees fall down, incidents repeat, and the world will crumble, with 0 surviving
1: Tomorrow is gonna be such a good day!
2: No it will not, the fall of man will happen, every bad thing you can think of will happen, wars, deaths, fires, earthquakes, etc... Buildings will crumble, civilization will fall t̵̢̨̡̛͔͖̼̙̪̞̗̜̮͆̑̀̽̐͐̽̓́̓̚͜͝͠͠h̶̛͔̄̎̊̀͑͆͑̂͋͗̒͋e̴̝͐̋̽͑̕r̶̨̛͔̳͇̖̦̥͓͍̠͌͐̀̂́̓͋͂͂̓̃̍̐͝ͅe̴̢̢̡̻͇̠͔͔̹̪͓͊̍ ̵͖̫̬̯͙̠̠̓͛̋̍̍̅̂͋̕͝͠ͅw̶̧̨̢͇̲͖̭̯̞̜̖̩̄̓͋̀͊́͜͝i̶̭̝̯̦̲̞͔̳̠̹͈̎̿̍̓̑̌̎̃̂̕͝l̴̥̺̭͈̟̰̻̰̞̪̓̍͋͗̑͛̍͒̐́̐́͐̚͝l̶̟̱͚̗̰̖̽̕͜ ̴̡̡̝̝̫̦͚̟͎͎̹̝̟͎̈͒͒̎̉̄̄͂͛̕̕͘͘͝ͅn̴̡̯͕͓̟̰̒̑́o̵̬̤̦͉͓̟͉̤̟͊̌̒̅̀̓̏͘t̶̢̼̮̭̞̜̺̜̤͒̈̍̒̿̓ ̴̨̛̦͖̹̱͓̟̯̤͇͍͓̭̻̏̍͐́̕b ̛̣̞̻̝͚̀͌̀̚ë̴̡̦̞͉͚̫͕͔̘͔̹͔̯̩́̏͑̾̒̋̈́̆̇̒͌̚͠ͅ ̡̛̛̮͓̙̗̭̺̘͎̣á̶̱͉͎͙̝̣̮̔̽̈́̊̔̎͂̋̉͜n ̖̦̙͍̫̟̳̺͓̻̩̠͌̃̂̀͌̅̍̆̍̐͝͝ ̴͍̲͚̱̇͗͆̀̀͌̄̄̈́͂e ̳̪͎̥̤͇͉͕̉̎͒̿͒͒̓̽̾̒̑͘͘͝ͅs̴͍̩̆̈́̾̊̂̑͑͒̋̈́͐c̴̡̢͕̫̝͉͇̩͎̰̥͕͎͉̊̐͋̀̏͆̎̚͜͠a̶̳̠̹̜̟͆̎̓͌p̴̡̗͎̪͕̖̹̼̟͔̿̈́͋̓̽̐̌̈́͆̀̕̚͝ͅe̵̢̞͎͇̼̟̖̱̯̥͎͈̤͌̐͆͋̈́̏̐͊͛̔̎̽͠
2: No it will not, the fall of man will happen, every bad thing you can think of will happen, wars, deaths, fires, earthquakes, etc... Buildings will crumble, civilization will fall t̵̢̨̡̛͔͖̼̙̪̞̗̜̮͆̑̀̽̐͐̽̓́̓̚͜͝͠͠h̶̛͔̄̎̊̀͑͆͑̂͋͗̒͋e̴̝͐̋̽͑̕r̶̨̛͔̳͇̖̦̥͓͍̠͌͐̀̂́̓͋͂͂̓̃̍̐͝ͅe̴̢̢̡̻͇̠͔͔̹̪͓͊̍ ̵͖̫̬̯͙̠̠̓͛̋̍̍̅̂͋̕͝͠ͅw̶̧̨̢͇̲͖̭̯̞̜̖̩̄̓͋̀͊́͜͝i̶̭̝̯̦̲̞͔̳̠̹͈̎̿̍̓̑̌̎̃̂̕͝l̴̥̺̭͈̟̰̻̰̞̪̓̍͋͗̑͛̍͒̐́̐́͐̚͝l̶̟̱͚̗̰̖̽̕͜ ̴̡̡̝̝̫̦͚̟͎͎̹̝̟͎̈͒͒̎̉̄̄͂͛̕̕͘͘͝ͅn̴̡̯͕͓̟̰̒̑́o̵̬̤̦͉͓̟͉̤̟͊̌̒̅̀̓̏͘t̶̢̼̮̭̞̜̺̜̤͒̈̍̒̿̓ ̴̨̛̦͖̹̱͓̟̯̤͇͍͓̭̻̏̍͐́̕b ̛̣̞̻̝͚̀͌̀̚ë̴̡̦̞͉͚̫͕͔̘͔̹͔̯̩́̏͑̾̒̋̈́̆̇̒͌̚͠ͅ ̡̛̛̮͓̙̗̭̺̘͎̣á̶̱͉͎͙̝̣̮̔̽̈́̊̔̎͂̋̉͜n ̖̦̙͍̫̟̳̺͓̻̩̠͌̃̂̀͌̅̍̆̍̐͝͝ ̴͍̲͚̱̇͗͆̀̀͌̄̄̈́͂e ̳̪͎̥̤͇͉͕̉̎͒̿͒͒̓̽̾̒̑͘͘͝ͅs̴͍̩̆̈́̾̊̂̑͑͒̋̈́͐c̴̡̢͕̫̝͉͇̩͎̰̥͕͎͉̊̐͋̀̏͆̎̚͜͠a̶̳̠̹̜̟͆̎̓͌p̴̡̗͎̪͕̖̹̼̟͔̿̈́͋̓̽̐̌̈́͆̀̕̚͝ͅe̵̢̞͎͇̼̟̖̱̯̥͎͈̤͌̐͆͋̈́̏̐͊͛̔̎̽͠
by boblox guy April 5, 2022
Get the the fall of manmug.