The Lagoon School

Terror, sweat, trauma, pain, blood, tears. This is a catholic all-girls school in Satan's new and improved version of hell called Nigeria. This hell chamber was made to torture innocent, growing girls and it has done exactly that.

Girl 1: Did you graduate from The Lagoon School last year?
Girl 2: Yes o!
Girl 1: No wonder you had such a glow-up. That school is terrible!
Girl 2: Yes o my sister.

by Angrylagoonalumni March 20, 2023

Brown county junior high school

Brown county junior high school (BCJHS) is a middle school in ur ole small town brown county Indiana. It’s a good school, they got vsco girls, e boys, emo, straight A students, crack heads, class clowns, and more. They get slushees every Friday tho, but they are usually weird flavors like lime and watermelon... gross . some teachers are meanie heads, others are okay. if you go there, i feel sorry for you.

what school do you go to?

Ugh, brown county junior high school
oh. i’m sorry.

by When ur sad and so you cry May 4, 2020

The New School

A big community consists of highly socially conscious individuals, progressive LGBTQI+ friendly environment, also a big community of very poetic and creative misfits and rebels. However, New Schoolers usually just call each other unicorns instead.

Ex: These works and/or students are so socially aware and engaged, they must be from The New School!

by the-impossible November 7, 2018

SCHOOL

school is basically a free prison. so parents send their kids to jail.

MOM: 'get u need to go to school

ME: but i hate prisionnnnnn

by ILOVEHIMAWARI February 22, 2021

School Uniform

A type of clothing that white people despise wearing. They would react in a way that is smilar to a karen during lockdown.

Arguments concerning school uniforms most likely happen in american schools, thats why seeing an american exchange student argue to a teacher about dress codes kind of makes everyone give a bombastic side eye.

School Uniform takes away my individuality
School uniforms are ugly

The fact that you feel the need to express yourself by clothing says alot. You are just the same as everyone that cares more about appearances.School

by Eh Really? 😐 October 18, 2023

redwood middle school

Shithole filled with kids who think they from the hood, some of them are ight

Some teachers are creeps to.

Jeff: what school you go to Benny?
Benny: i go to redwood middle school
Jeff: I heard all the kids their snort pixie sticks
Benny:they do

by smartiesniffer November 23, 2021

Smithtown Christian School

Also known as SCS. Scs is known for the biggest hoes/sluts, geeks/nerds, annoying teachers, best teachers! Scs needs to step up their game. They have the football! And we all know football is the heart of schools, they need to step up how the school looks! They need to step up everything!!! Sports, programs, clubs, and so much more!!! The tuition for the school is so expensive and I’m sure everyone has thought where the money actually goes to!? The school is so serious and everyone needs to have more fun and of course still get good grades and study. There should be a middle school dance! And yeah he prom is cool woohoo! But most kids leave for high school and do you really want them to have a bad memory of their life in middle school?! But besides all of this I think the school is okay and they just need to step up their game a little that’s all no hard feelings... not going to lie though a lot of kids make great friends!! But when you don’t click your whole entire school life is shit!

Stephanie: ugh I wish smithtown Christian school could have a middle school dance before most of us leave this crappy school for high school!!
jack: it’s not that crappy but I get what you mean!
Victoria: or like everyone having school spirit and showing it for football games that we don’t have here!

by BillyOof September 5, 2018