When you have nothing else to say because the topic made you either embarrassed, angry, or laugh too hard.
by Bootylicuos March 16, 2014
A good come back for anything, anything at all. Although, you need to know the right way to pronounce this, with attitude. Feel free to add extras on the end.
by The dragonator January 20, 2011
CAPTAIN: "We're taking on water faster than I can pump."
MATE: "Well, I guess I'M OK, BUT YOU'RE FUCKED.!"
MATE: "Well, I guess I'M OK, BUT YOU'RE FUCKED.!"
by Chingo Bellamongo October 13, 2006
The term "I'm as serious as dick cancer" is a response from one guy when asked by another guy if they are serious.
by Hankscolts May 28, 2011
A statement made to oneself when all prospects of activity seem futile or nonsensical. See lackadaisical, suicidal
by Juliatalie April 27, 2016
Dude 1: "Dude, check out the size of that cheeseburger!"
Dude 2: "Now, that's what I'm talking about!"
Dude 2: "Now, that's what I'm talking about!"
by Fronck June 02, 2008
A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something nobody cares about.
Can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.
Can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.
1. Stupid bitch's facebook status that's just looking for attention: Oh my god, I'm so ugly, my boyfriend hates me, my life sucks!
Any normal person: I'm sorry, want a cookie?
2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*
Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?
Any normal person: I'm sorry, want a cookie?
2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*
Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?
by Coco Puffz July 06, 2009