Shittaki

The act of having a conversation whilst simultaneously shitting.

Excuse me, I need to crap, can we make this conversation a shittaki?

by Juliatalie April 27, 2016

I'm so fucking bored

A statement made to oneself when all prospects of activity seem futile or nonsensical. See lackadaisical, suicidal

My man is out of town and I'm so fucking bored.

by Juliatalie April 27, 2016