douche whale

The only thing that exceeds the amount of douoche in the doucheapotamus

I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.

by image969 January 8, 2009

whale

whale
a noun

a overweight person
a astronaut in the ocean

Popular girl: HAHAHAHA SHES A WHALE
Victim: Your so mean!

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here September 30, 2021

whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings

He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!

by lhtop July 9, 2016

Whale

A fat person

Yo bro, My meat ain’t for no whales

by Kapitän December 1, 2020

Turf Whale

A word that describes a random act, or a way to express your enjoyment/hatred of something

Bob: "That basketball game was so turf whale."
Erik: "Yeah, because our team destroyed yours."

Nathaniel: *sneezes loudly in the middle of class*
Me: "That was so turf whale, dude!"

by chunky_lugi896 May 19, 2018

Killer whale

Killer whale is another name for a fat cunt called kyan he got his name as the killer whale when he had a girlfriend that was 6 years old named Caitlin she wanted him to sit on her face and so he did spreading his cheeks and engulfing her entire head she started screaming as she couldn't breathe but the killer whale couldn't hear because he is such a fat cunt and she started getting sucked into his ass to this day she has not been seen

Oh did you hear about the killer whale yeah that fat cunt ate a girl through his ass

by Jewdrop crop top August 6, 2018

whales

Another word for fat people. Mostly used as a sign of offensive contact.

My parents are whales.

by bonelesspizza April 13, 2017