Menage-a-twat

Threesome with ALL women

Dude: I just watch this porn video with 3 chicks getting it on
Buddy: Oh, you saw a menage-a-twat flick

by 1ezlife August 23, 2011

Carrot Twat

An often large patch of carrot colored pubic hair, often matted or untamed located in the vaginal context of ones body. This is highly frowned upon by all non-gingers--particularly men--and should be shaved and/or waxed immediately.

I'd rather gargle a vat of steaming hot diathermia then warm my dick in her unshaved carrot twat.

by Jen Gibbs July 20, 2008

Twat end

Someone who just annoys people with the shaw bucket and who likes coffee people just get annoyed by people like twat ends (:

guy: bitch i hate you
Girl: twat end

by WEEE WEEEEE MOOO MOOOO CAT January 24, 2009

twat rocket

A manager who works at Starbucks, usually tall characters.

I saw Justin at Starbucks the other day, I think he is the new manager. Justin, he's such a twat rocket!

by Choc Winters November 3, 2003

twat waffle

when a woman wears wide spaced lace without anything underneath. this creates the grated pattern on the vagina. thus making the vagina look like a waffle.

Dude 1: dude i walked in my house yesterday and christii was wearing these tights haha.

Dude 2: you mean she had a Twat Waffle hahahaha.

Dude 1: ya so i threw so syrup on it and ate that all night

by therealgfromia July 24, 2009

twat waffle

one who is a pussy with a slight hint of homoism!!

Josh Severson, Zack Rowe and Brian Krubsack are the biggest fucking twat waffles in La Crosse.

by Travis April 21, 2004

twat waffle

the result of a long process:

cutting off several twats, throwing them in a blender, mix in some flour, butter, milk, etc. blend it up really nice. after, pour it into a waffle maker, wait about 3 minutes, and then you have a twat waffle. excellent with man syrup.

woman-"so honey, what would youm mlike for breakfast? toast, pancakes?"

man- "actually baby, how about some twat waffles?"

woman-"SOME WHAT?!?!?!"

by unidentified midget September 16, 2007