Twat end

Someone who just annoys people with the shaw bucket and who likes coffee people just get annoyed by people like twat ends (:

guy: bitch i hate you
Girl: twat end

by WEEE WEEEEE MOOO MOOOO CAT January 24, 2009

egg twat

During intercourse, the process during which the male inserts his testacles into the female's vagina and then proceeds to "pop" them out in a sudden motion.

Dude me and my girlfriend did the egg twat last night. I shoved my balls in there and popped them out so loud.

by texasjustice69 September 10, 2010

Twat Farm

The term used to define a woman's vagina when she is wearing tight pants or shorts, and the land surrounding her twat is attractive in appearance. A twat farm is usually found on college campus' across the United States, where girls wear yoga pants or spandex shorts 93.7% of the time. Noun. (language of origin: Sioux Fallsian)

Dude check out the twat farm at 9 o'clock! She's got space too!

by NTITUS54 September 16, 2012

twat waffle

when a woman wears wide spaced lace without anything underneath. this creates the grated pattern on the vagina. thus making the vagina look like a waffle.

Dude 1: dude i walked in my house yesterday and christii was wearing these tights haha.

Dude 2: you mean she had a Twat Waffle hahahaha.

Dude 1: ya so i threw so syrup on it and ate that all night

by therealgfromia July 24, 2009

twat rocket

A manager who works at Starbucks, usually tall characters.

I saw Justin at Starbucks the other day, I think he is the new manager. Justin, he's such a twat rocket!

by Choc Winters November 3, 2003

twat waffle

one who is a pussy with a slight hint of homoism!!

Josh Severson, Zack Rowe and Brian Krubsack are the biggest fucking twat waffles in La Crosse.

by Travis April 21, 2004

twat waffle

the result of a long process:

cutting off several twats, throwing them in a blender, mix in some flour, butter, milk, etc. blend it up really nice. after, pour it into a waffle maker, wait about 3 minutes, and then you have a twat waffle. excellent with man syrup.

woman-"so honey, what would youm mlike for breakfast? toast, pancakes?"

man- "actually baby, how about some twat waffles?"

woman-"SOME WHAT?!?!?!"

by unidentified midget September 16, 2007