treats 

Making out or heavy petting.

That girl gave me treats last night.

treats by Vic July 22, 2003

musical theatre 

A hobby for social outcasts who find little interest in sports or rock and roll music. Includes (but isn't limited to) dancing, singing, acting, and even sometimes gymnastics.

A: What sport do you play?
B: I do musical theatre.
A: Oh... cool. Have you seen CATS?

musical theatre by Jogren May 22, 2008

teatime 

It's a replacement variable prank for the word "nigger"

teatimes like to eat watermelons and rape white women

teatime by vinetari March 22, 2005

treated

To offer someone food or entertainment at another's expense

I'm fixing my aunt's computer so tomorrow's dim sum will be free. We gonna get TREATED!

treated by ChaoticHavok January 2, 2009

Skunk Treatment 

smoking weed, getting blazed up, burn a roach, etc...

yo Dawg i beat you in hoops and i was on the skunk treatment

Skunk Treatment by Fade August 29, 2004

Shock Treatment 

Slang for ECT or Electro-Convulsive Therapy, a modern of version of the mental health procedure that hopefully shocks a patient out of their madness. It was graphically depicted in the movie "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" starring Jack Nicholson. The modern procedure involves sedatives and anti-convulsive drugs to prevent injury to the patient and typically the procedure lasts less than 2 minutes. Used as a last resort treatment, common side effects include memory loss.

My friend went to get Shock Treatment and now she forgets what we did together.

Shock Treatment by ACiD PiT MAN August 30, 2010

girlfriend treatment

When a masseuse cuddles with you, usually in an Asian parlor, beyond the call of duty. As requested by you and for a nominal fee.

Receiving a girlfriend treatment from a foreign gal, at your convenience, is in the long run cheaper.

girlfriend treatment by grodz77 April 25, 2011