TheLongshot/Toni

TheLongshot, also known as Toni, is a common term used for amazing FIFA players and Strela specialists. TheLongshots/Toni's pride themselves at standing tall against racism. Toni originated from Italy, although lately Dutch Toni's are taking over. It is unlikely that there are other foreign Toni's, although there may be Toni wannabe's that have similar characteristics.

FIFA Toni's can be recognised by having Orsic, Morientes or many AC Milan players in his team. It is very likely that they will score a lot too.
Person A: "Dude this guy subbed in Orsic in the 65th minute and he's already scored a hat-trick against me"
Person B: "Then I guess you're playing a TheLongshot/Toni"

Person A: "Wow I just got killed by a Strela"
Person B: "I guess we're in a Toni lobby. Stay away from vehicles guys"

Person A: "I just received hateful messages on XBOX"
Person B: "Well, we know for sure that can't be Toni"
by NotTheLongshot November 24, 2021
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A Tony Dexter

The act of being quite an ignorant semi-racist, on a facebook post/thread about Sailing some Boats
Oh no, have they done "A Tony Dexter" ?

Should've thought that through before they revealed how ignorant they were.
by Diogeknees November 26, 2020
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Tony

BOB ROSSSSS
HE IS BOB ROSSSSS Tony
by HAM COCK BALLS December 14, 2021
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Tony Igy

Tony Igy is a one hit wonder, creator of "Astronomia" (a viral meme song that was used for the Coffin Dance video) and also the greediest and most pathetic person in the music industry. He manually claims videos on as low as 30,000 views that have generated less than $1 of income, and used 10 seconds of his song. He has not been able to write another globally successful song since, and likely will not need to, since he has stolen so much money from YouTubers.
Creator: "Bro, I just got a copyright claim on my video again, being a YouTuber sucks."

Me: "That's just Content ID doing it's thing"

Creator: "No you don't understand, Tony Igy manually claimed my video"
by TONY_IGY_IS_A_THIEF March 8, 2021
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Tony on Craftfall

When someone gets salty (or mad) over a video game and leave that current Discord server
Them: Why did you destroy our base with all of our stuff in it?!
Me: Because we technically owned the base before you came along
Them: Fuck you, I'm leaving the team!
*They left the Discord Server*
Me: What a Tony on Craftfall!
by BuffaloBillions February 18, 2020
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Tony/Toni

Tony's are the best at straight up fucking any lucky women's brain's out, the average size of any Tony's/Toni's Cock is always greater than 6.5inchs but so far none of the Tony's/Toni's alive today have a cock that exceeds 9.5inchs. anyone who sleeps with a man with the name Tony/Toni will not only have the most glorious orgasm they have ever had in there life but will also have great karma for as long as they are continuing to sleep with him.
Go now and find yourself a Tony/Toni and let them fuck your brains out you won't EVER regret it.
by 6800Anonymous6800 November 21, 2022
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Tony + Holly

In the sense Tony + Holly equals a unity stronger than all others.
by Everything to me January 27, 2025
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