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muffle monster

A huge muff on either a male or a female.
"Man, did you see Nicole's muffle monster?"
-or-
" `70's porn has a lot of muffle monsters in it"
by Caitlin-B May 3, 2005
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Sweat Monsters

An old pair of sweatpants cut off at the knees and magically transformed into a stylish pair of shorts that allow the flexibility of sweatpants, but with the comfort of shorts
Sid - "dude you check out these dope new sweat monsters i made the other day?"

Phil - "pretty tight bro, looks like some good flexibility with the comfort of shorts, not to mention stylish as all hell"
by SBtheGhost April 29, 2011
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sausage monster

The step bellow a meatball monster. A guy that is jacked but not overly jacked. They can be seen at the gym in groups. Are very strong but not necessarily massive like meatball monsters.
A couple of sausage monsters and I were at the gym yesterday blasting our pecs.
by Robby Fresh April 11, 2008
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Mud Monster

When you're having to much fun that you wouldn't notice that you were covered in shit.
"My friend and I we're were mud monsters in the backyard."
by somethinguwu September 24, 2021
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Monster hit

A song that becomes A LOT more successful than all of the other songs in the charts.
Dude, Despacito is such a monster hit, it's literally everywhere!
by Alesso October 30, 2021
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Jizz-monster

A male/female whose face has been covered in so much semen that he/she resembles a monster.
Don't be afraid Tom, this isn't a real monster, it's just a Jizz-monster.
by Rybu April 11, 2013
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dance monster

Be careful, it's DANCE monster, not RAP monster
Who the heck told you that?
Geez.
by yoonminisrealyoutwats July 27, 2017
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