Thomas

Thomas the Train. Usually says the n-word alot. Liker a certain saurus.

"A snitch nigga thats that shit i dont like."
"Niggersaurus"
"Damn Nigga"
"Thomas really likes dinosaurs"

by anonymous November 28, 2023

ms thomas

a fucking faggot of a women. worst teacher of all time not even a down bad nigger would tap that, literally the definition of a bitch. if cum were ever to enter that body its body would explode it from the inside out shooting yellow and purple lard in every direction like bullets passing by. It created a whole ass new tv series called My 100000 Ton Life. She proceeded to destroy the office and her pussy maggots infested the Hospital.

Person 1: Wow first day of school sucked
Person 2: Yea ms thomas was such a fucking cunt
Person 1: On skib fr

by NathansSuck69420 August 12, 2024

Thomas

Nonce

Thomas is a nonce

by joshiyoshi47 October 17, 2021

Thomas

One of the cousins dj panda has in the navy enlisted for 5 years in a Navy Trial… till dj panda graduates “Class of 2026”…. Let’s give some examples and before and after he went on the Navy Trial for a bit… and he’s so mature than ever before!

Hey Thomas, did you bring your Margarita Mix over?
Oh no, I didn’t, shit!
Thomas, would you mind going to CVS and buying dj panda (your cousin) PEPCID!!!
Thomas, Chase and Jackson want to go golfing in San Francisco.
(During a family gathering, December 2023) Hey Thomas!!!, have this grilled cheese panini and some wine for the celebration of your first year of Navy service!!!!

Thomas, Ethan Gardenhire is a sophomore and Chase Gardenhire is a freshman in the school year (2023-2024). 2 years of school fun till June!!

Hey Mr Tom, We’re staying at the Gardenhire house for 4 days as summer caves in, then we are all going to Vegas for 6 days and we will have some fun and somewhat stay at a hotel in Henderson, which will be 2 extra days… so that makes it 8 days… because those days we’re exploring Vegas, one last time. And then checking into a hotel and flying back to Fresno and the Gardenhires will drive back to the other San Diego areas “Carlsbad and Encinitas.”

by Djpandawubs May 4, 2023

Thomas donaldson

a ginger child who watches modern family and likes ur mum haha get got

'are you Thomas Donaldson'
'no, i dont watch modern family and like your mum haha get got'
'fuck off'
'why the fuck am i talking to myself'

by bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbear August 13, 2021

Thomas scruggs

Thomas Scruggs is a man with an abnormally large penis. Many refer to him as the perfect male specimen. Most women that come in contact with Mr. Scruggs become immediately obsessed.

Sandy: Oh my god who is that hunk of meat?!?!
Gretchen: thats Thomas Scruggs!

by BillyBigBallz April 16, 2021

Thomas

Thomas is pretty much the perfect guy. Effortlessly smart, funny, attractive, athletic, kind, very tall…. the list goes on and on. He might seem cold, but his personality is anything but that. He can make anyone smile with his jokes or endearing awkwardness. You are very lucky if you’re friends with Thomas; arguably even luckier if you’re dating him. He’s just an amazing person to be around and be with.

“Who is that extremely attractive guy over there?”
“I don’t know, but his name must be Thomas”

by Jikster<3 May 26, 2022