Morning Peak

Every morning, at the start of each day, young, healthy males get jacked up on testosterone, prompting them to be more aggressive, sexual, and virile. The Morning Peak is also often the cause of "morning wood", A.K.A waking up with an erection.

Don: "Dude, Marnie said you yelled at her this morning for asking what you wanted for breakfast..."

Dan: "Sorry, man. Morning Peak had me actin' like a gorilla!"

by Infinitussy September 7, 2025

Good morning god bless

An Ethan Klein reference meaning when you poop, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet

“Hey what are you doing” “Good Morning god bless”

by Pasta is my champ May 22, 2018

green morning

that day after you smoke so much when you wake up and still feel high

i cant focus on typing this post, im having a green morning .

by four2zerochikk March 2, 2011

michigan morning

The pure anarchy that ensues between 4-7 am where no one has coffee and the driving reflects it.

Another michigan morning, another two dead.

by DzyzyzyD May 22, 2018

Morning wood

when you have an erection before 10;00, without committing to masturbation

man, this is some great morning wood

by grilledcheesecrust November 30, 2022

The Monday Morning

When your boyfriend walks into your shared bedroom and you’re asleep next to a mischievous Tijuana street dog and a half full street hat!

Yeah.. I missed two days of work after The Monday Morning! This could literally have happen to anyone.

by Wall-I October 21, 2021

Morning

It's means breakfast. Often used by slavic people who can talk only on broken english.

A:"Hey bro what's up? Ready for morning ?"
B:"Whaaat? It's already made?"

by SConrad24 January 11, 2020