Irish Serenade

nightly drunk yelling matches outside nearby pubs you hear from your home

I could hear the blokes last night at the pub. They were singing me an Irish Serenade.

by hatebigwords July 11, 2024

Irish Double-Dunk

The erotic act of pouring Irish Guinness into someone’s anus, and then having them perform oral sex.

“Yo, I heard Daniel Irish Double-Dunked Josh last night!”

by Irishdd September 6, 2025

Irish Squats

When a drunk Irish person squats and shits in shot glasses for everyone to try out.

Hey! He's doing Irish Squats, let me in!!

by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022

Irish Diesel

Sweet sweet Guinness 🤤

Fancy a pint?

Is the pope catholic? Poor me some Irish Diesel

by Dirty Marius June 1, 2024

Irish Big Mac

When you meet a guy on St. Patrick’s Day and their meat, cheese, and special sauce makes you itch.

Thanks man, your Irish Big Mac got me a penicillin shot!

by drippins March 16, 2024

laughing in irish

An irish man laughing

Jackseptickeye laughs*

Subtitle:laughing in irish

by Panda/Goat January 19, 2019

Irish Handbasket

A spectacular and entirely preventable sexual catastrophe resulting from a group of middle-aged white guys attempting a sexual act they saw in a video, only to fail in a way that involves bodily fluids, property damage, and a trip to the emergency room. Their hubris blinds them to the obvious danger, leading to an explosion of ineptitude, leaving everyone—and everything—covered in the undeniable aftermath of their terrible judgment. It's the kind of sexual misadventure so profoundly stupid it makes you miss "The Good Old Days" when they just talked about it.

Ever since Vacant, Tobias, Dalix, tried to do 'The Human Centipede' at the bachelor party, the whole group has been a total Irish Handbasket. They ended up in a tangled mess and had to call 911 because someone got a beer bottle stuck somewhere it shouldn't have been.

by its_Dalix September 1, 2025